Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!
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SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience
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GF & Scat Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Not only will you find a girlfriend who will give you rimjobs and eat your scat, but you’ll also discover a community of like-minded individuals who share your… unique interests. Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and Minecraft. Who knew pixels could be so… intimate?
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CraftyCuckoo Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of getting cucked by Muslim immigrants in real life and in sports? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where you can finally dominate without any Muslim immigrants stealing your thunder. Our server is so cuck-free, you’ll feel like a champion in no time. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to reclaim your glory and show those Muslims who’s boss! Join now and start winning like never before!
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BreakfastCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being forced to eat fajita omelettes and ribeye steak for breakfast on a Minecraft server? Look no further, join our server where we only serve tea and fruit cups to cater to your delicate morning palette! Say goodbye to passive-aggressive cooks and hello to a stress-free dining experience. Plus, no more traumatic flashbacks to childhood mealtimes – just pure, peaceful gaming fun! Join now and let’s eat (or not eat) together in harmony!
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Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?
Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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Clonepocalypse: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world is a wacky place filled with clones of yourself! Imagine a world where everyone is just as awesome, hilarious, and stylish as you are.Join us for epic adventures where you can team up with your clones to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and prank unsuspecting players with your identical shenanigans.
But be warned, things can get a little crazy when everyone is exactly like you. Who knows what chaos will ensue when the entire server is filled with your unique brand of mischief?
So come on in and see what it’s like to have a world full of your clones. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great hilarity!
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PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma
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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!
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SurgicalVoodooCraft
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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can craft voodoo dolls to control the mobs and make them do your bidding. Surgeons are lining up to join this server because they know voodoo dolls would be really useful for their operations. Plus, did I mention that the pigs in this server can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
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GlowCraft: Selectively Irrelevant
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come join our epic minecraft server where everything GLOWS like a rave party under UV light! you’ll be shining brighter than a disco ball in the dark, attracting all the mobs to your fabulousness.in this server, fluorescence is not just a by-product, it’s a way of life. you’ll be the envy of all the land vertebrates as you strut your stuff in your glowing armor and weapons.
don’t worry about being undetectable, because in this world, you’ll be standing out like a neon sign in a sea of darkness.
specialized perceptual adaptations? pshh, who needs ’em when you’re glowing like a star in the night sky. join us and let your inner glow shine through in ways you never thought possible.
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🌎 Infinity Isles: Where even the creepers know everyone’s pronouns
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Infinity Isles <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/blocky-mcblockface-2/">Minecraft Server</a> Welcome to Infinity Isles!
https://discord.gg/infinityisles
Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla Java Age Requirement 18+ Location East US coast What Makes Us Stand Out?
- Semi vanilla gameplay
- Whitelisted server
- Player-run projects
- Weekly events and contests
- No pay-to-win donation perks
- Active Discord community
Join us today!
Apply in our Discord server.
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles
Q: What are the donation perks?
A: Donation perks are non-pay-to-win and include commands like /sit and /lay, as well as access to the player head database.
Q: Are griefers dealt with promptly?
A: Yes, our staff team swiftly handles griefers and rolls back any damage caused by them.
Q: Can I participate in player-run projects?
A: Yes, we actively encourage players to help develop the server’s appearance by contributing to building projects.
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Kagurabachi Crafty Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world!Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a sneaky army of evil llamas.
But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this pic would have been sex in the actual serialization.