SMPWarriors Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMPWarriors: Rome vs Persia

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Arabians, Civilizations, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, Empires, historical disputes, historical rivalries, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military alliances, peace negotiations, persia, political tensions, power struggle, Rome, SMPWarriors, territorial disputes, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magic Items Found:	4727	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown, but with blocks!

Join our SMP if you’re ready to witness epic battles between players over the last diamond ore, or watch as someone’s house gets blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

And don’t even get me started on the drama between factions. One time, two players got into a heated argument over who had the best farm, and it escalated into a full-blown war complete with lava buckets and flying pigs.

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are constantly shifting, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unite the server against the dreaded Arabians! (Disclaimer: there are no actual Arabians on this server, just a bunch of goofballs playing Minecraft)

DraftDodger Minecraft Server

9/11, annexation, AVOID, Candidate, Draft, DraftDodger, false flag, galvanize, IMMINENT, Israel, Issue, Manpower, military draft, Minecraft, neighbors, Population, regional war, Server, sign up, SOLVE, trump, Wins, young males

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28

Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible!

MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

Adult, adult roleplay, Boss, Boss Roleplay, Edition, Erotic Roleplay Thread, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, gym, Gym Boss, Gym Boss Edition, Gym Edition, Gym Roleplay, MineCraic, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, criticism, dirty diapers, dirty dishes, dirty silverware, DISHES, final straw, house chores, late dad, Laundry, Minecraft, minimal house work, nanny job, NannyJobNoMore, Quitting, quitting on the spot, Server, sick days, stay at home mom, two weeks notice, unpaid time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

Commitment, compatibility, emotional impact, first love, hooking up, intimate connections, Life Changes, lifelong commitment, long-term relationships, love life, Marriage, marriage vows, Matchmaker, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationships, romantic partners, self reflection, Server, Significant Other, soulmates

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2146
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

RespectLostInOneSec

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal of friendship, Betrayal of Trust, breaking promises, deceitful, deceitful behavior, dishonest actions, dishonest conduct, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., lack of honesty, lack of integrity, lack of loyalty, lost respect, RespectLostInOneSec, untrustworthy, untrustworthy actions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

HummusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, fm, foreign relations, HummusCraft, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lebanese, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace process, peace talks, regional stability, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dimension Hops:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

CraftyCommiesMC

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, finland, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global crisis, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiation, peace talks, phone call, russia, Ukraine, War, world politics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	821	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8206	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

age calculation, age comparison, age difference, ageless, aging, biological age, Birth, chronological age, Development, genetics, growth, health, Medical, newborn, premature aging, premature baby, premature birth, premature development, PrematureCraft, Science, Time, time of birth, Twins

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

alleviate, behavioural problems, cause, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, identified, Impaired, Implications, Mice, missing, MOTHERS, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, scientists, study, study in mice, Symptoms, Treatment, Wider

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8685
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Star Shards Collected:	64
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!