SMPWarriors Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMPWarriors: Rome vs Persia

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Arabians, Civilizations, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, Empires, historical disputes, historical rivalries, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military alliances, peace negotiations, persia, political tensions, power struggle, Rome, SMPWarriors, territorial disputes, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown, but with blocks!

Join our SMP if you’re ready to witness epic battles between players over the last diamond ore, or watch as someone’s house gets blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

And don’t even get me started on the drama between factions. One time, two players got into a heated argument over who had the best farm, and it escalated into a full-blown war complete with lava buckets and flying pigs.

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are constantly shifting, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unite the server against the dreaded Arabians! (Disclaimer: there are no actual Arabians on this server, just a bunch of goofballs playing Minecraft)

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4091
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9637	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Potions Brewed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre neighbors, eccentric behavior, eccentric neighbors, Minecraft, NeighborlyMischief, neighbours, odd habits, odd neighbors, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, peculiar neighbors, quirky behavior, quirky habits, quirky neighbors, smp, strange behavior, strange neighbors, unusual activities, unusual habits, unusual neighbors, weird habits, weird neighbors

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Enchantments Applied:	59
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	New Chunks Explored:	463250
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2867
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!