SMPTalkers Minecraft Servers

SMPTalkers Minecraft Servers

  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3917
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Zombie Dances: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendshipFailCraft

    FriendshipFailCraft
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 445
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

    Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

    So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso

    KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8499
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CoastCrumbleCraft

    CoastCrumbleCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2028
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Potions Brewed: 56 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Star Shards Collected: 216
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7173
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft ServersBordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2244
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Farms Harvested: 160
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

    Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

    Server Details:

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    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    FAQ

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

    SwipeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2868
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Alien Abductions: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

    Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

    So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhySoSMP

    WhySoSMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5283
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Potions Brewed: 158 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

    So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 6285
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

    Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1564
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

    On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

    LifeChangingMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 4228
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves! And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So come join us and let your gaming experience be changed for life (literally)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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