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  • Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, have you ever felt like a lonely potato sitting in the back of the potato bag? Well, this isn’t just any Minecraft SMP, it’s like the ultimate social experiment where we gather the whole squad of rejected NPCs and fashion an accidentally glorious community that makes the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight!

    First off, when you join, you’re assigned a pet chicken that has an attitude problem and a mysterious backstory involving betrayal and a nearly successful heist against a rogue librarian. This chicken’s name is Eggspresso, and if you don’t follow its commands, you might find your virtual house mysteriously filled with dirt — or worse, EGG-ON (yep, that’s a thing here).

    Secondly, every time you log in, you have a 50% chance of being magically transformed into a flying llama with a crown because “why not?” I mean, who doesn’t wanna flap around brainlessly showing off their royal llamaness while trying to avoid being roasted by a pre-teen with an enchanted bow?

    Oh, did I mention the Great Pickaxe War? Yeah, once a week we battle over who gets to build the biggest dirt castle. The winner gets to design the new server rules, which usually involve a lot of trampoline-related nonsense and a mandatory disco party at midnight. We summon “the Disco Creeper,” and if you can dodge it while doing the Macarena, you get free diamonds. It’s brutal but so worth it!

    Plus, there’s ‘The Dimension of Bad Decisions’ where you can go to ask the universe your most ridiculous questions like, “Should I have taken that extra slice of cake last Christmas?” and boom, you are teleported to an alternate universe where cake IS the currency and your entire existence relies on whether you can out-bake a grumpy Enderman who really hates frosting.

    And then there’s the annual “Meme Olympics” where you’re judged not just on your survival skills, but how funny your memes are in real life. Bring your best dad jokes, because if you can’t make people snort-laugh while attempting to climb the world’s smallest mountain made of gravel, then what even are you doing?

    In short, if you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a server where logic takes a vacation and creativity is just a wild rollercoaster ride with no harnesses allowed, then this is totally the place. So toss on your diamond boots, grab that suspicious-looking potion, and dive headfirst into the unabridged chaos that can only exist in this Minecraft realm. LET’S GOOOO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HypeCity

    HypeCity

    New Minecraft Servers

    HypeCity v2, a new mod minecraft roleplay server in Romania, with unique systems, interesting jobs, 3 important factions + mafias and dirty stuff. On HypeCiy imagination becomes reality and reality imagination so don’t miss the opportunity and enter too

    play.hypecity.ro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called an “incel” in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where being an incel is not only accepted, but celebrated! We’ve created a safe space for all the involuntary celibates out there to build, mine, and craft to their heart’s content without any judgment.

    Join us and experience a world where being an incel is a badge of honor. Build your own fortress to keep out all the chads and stacys, and mine for diamonds to show off to your fellow incels. Who needs love and companionship when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and join the incel revolution. Let’s show the world that being an incel is not a curse, but a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might even find your incel soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Moocraft SMP: For Me, It’s Cows

    Moocraft SMP: For Me, It’s Cows

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real MVPs are the cows! That’s right, these four-legged beauties are the true rulers of the land. Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic cow battles, where they duke it out for dominance over the pastures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered fiend who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken King yourself? Only time will tell.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past? Watch out for his ghostly blasts as you navigate the world, and pray that you don’t become his next victim.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the cows reign supreme, the chickens are royalty, and the creepers are… well, still creepers. It’s a world like no other, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyQueerLand

    CraftyQueerLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can work on your glutes and find love at the same time? Look no further! Join our server where you can meet your gym buddy soulmate and hit leg days together twice a week.

    Our server is filled with friendly gay men who will motivate you to pump those glutes and achieve the bodybuilder look of your dreams. Plus, we have a strict no body hair policy, because who needs body hair when you’re busy crafting your perfect physique?

    But beware, drama may ensue! Just like in real life, relationships can get complicated on our server. Will your gym buddy accuse you of cheating with men just because you’re not in the mood for some post-workout fun? Will accusations of homophobia tear friendships apart? Find out on our server!

    So join now and experience the wild world of gym romance, glute gains, and unexpected relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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