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SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

Embark on quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai”, where you’ll uncover secrets and save the day (or maybe just enjoy a tasty sandwich along the way). Our server is so epic, even Agent Combat Intel is getting in on the action with characters like Hoshimi Miyabi and Lighter.

But that’s not all! We have virtual battlefield mayhem, data bounties, and an assistant program called “En-Nah” that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing). And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBFZZZFM – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, but who hates fun?).

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Hello AMA, tv here Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Bruce Willis himself makes regular appearances to battle creepers and mine diamonds like a boss. That’s right, the one and only Bruce Willis is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving. Join us for epic dance battles and party the night away with your undead friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild and crazy time that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Bruce Willis is waiting for you!

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Minexile

Economy, FTB, KitPvP, Minecraft Minigames Entertainment Custom games Existing games Gaming Fun Adventure Multiplayer Sandbox Role-playing Survival Creative Building Exploration Mods PVP Economy Community Servers, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

mc.minexile.net

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Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

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VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

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Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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World of Amelia Minecraft

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World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

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Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

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