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SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	4203
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4003	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magic Items Found:	4491	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

play.enderhq.com

TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

TorrusWerkbank.ddns.net

Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

+18, apply, blocks, commands, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Prizes, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Server, Square, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Restriction	18+
Server Started	March 25th
Server Location	East US Coast
World Border	10k

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

Q: How can I contribute to the server?

A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	142
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Votes:	8542
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby feeding, baby sleep, breastfeeding challenges, emergency feeding, extended breastfeeding, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, feeding preferences, feeding schedule, formula feeding, FormulaCraft, giving formula, infant care, infant hunger, infant nutrition, infant soothing, Minecraft, Niece, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	6236	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

MakeupMayhemCraft

Bridesmaid, daily makeup, Essence, eyeshadow, friendship, makeup artist, Makeup Bag, makeup collection, makeup cost, makeup formulas, MakeupMayhemCraft, matte face, neutral lipstick, New makeup, nyx, old makeup, professional makeup, Sephora, shiny lid, Venmo request, Wedding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?