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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9239 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 6577 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6582 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Star Shards Collected: | 269 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 169 | Farms Harvested: | 264 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.