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day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP

Stereotypes, relationships, racial tensions, Diversity, blockquotepday

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as the Thanksgiving leftovers! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who are convinced their sister’s choice in boyfriends is a personal attack. Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos? So come on in and see if you can survive the sibling showdowns and racebaiting shenanigans!

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MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

teenage behavior, controversial topic, ruined, Sons, online video

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

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FOMENTING A TYRANNY Minecraft SMP

bribery, unlawful actions, Oppression, blockquotepFOMENTING, War Crimes

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage fomenting a tyranny, engaging in illegal warfare, bribery, theft, and even murder!

Are you a master manipulator who thrives on chaos and power? Join us and start your own dictatorship, ruling over the other players with an iron fist. Or maybe you’re more of a sneaky thief who loves to steal from your fellow players – we won’t judge!

And if you’re feeling particularly bold, why not start a full-blown war with another faction on the server? Just make sure you have your bribery skills honed to perfection so you can come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner villain run wild! Just remember, all actions in the game are purely for fun and should not be replicated in real life.

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Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

SMPpblockquote, gets nuked, normies, bunch of normies nuked, nuked

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

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btc at ath Minecraft SMP

flying, still down, msft, link partners, national bank of brazil

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

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ywn have a group of friends help arrange… Minecraft SMP

Assistance, coordinating, SMPpblockquote, camaraderie, Minecraft

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a team of matchmakers ready to help you find your in-game soulmate! Need help planning a romantic date? We got you covered! From building a heart-shaped castle to organizing a surprise fireworks display, our team will make sure your date is as epic as a creeper explosion.

Join now and let us help you find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might even end up with a Minecraft wedding complete with diamond ring and enchanted golden apples! Don’t miss out on the chance to find your player 2 on our server. Join today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

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mfw im the only student of history on Minecraft SMP

meme, forum, sports, study, sp

Are you tired of playing on boring, history-less Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the only student of history! That’s right, you’ll be the ultimate history buff in a world full of blocky adventures.

Join us and uncover ancient civilizations buried beneath the pixelated surface. Dive into epic battles between Steve and Herobrine that have been lost to time. Uncover the secrets of the Ender Dragon’s past and become the ultimate historian of the Minecraft world.

But beware, as the only history student, you’ll have to defend your knowledge from jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your textbooks and rewrite the history books. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate history nerd of our server? Join now and find out!

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Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

down, Analysis, prediction, Trading, blockquotepBitcoin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!

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Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

manufacturing industry, job security, political beliefs, immigration, bring back manufacturing

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

down 41%, stock market, Market reaction, market analysis, blockquotepDynamite

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

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