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SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server

Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, DevilFree, Devils, discrimination, european parliament, european politics, european union, extremism, extremism in politics, far right, far-right movement, MEP, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Priest, Radical, Religion, religious influence, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!

OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!

accusations, BETRAYAL, Betraying, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, European Council, european union, global affairs, Government, Hungary, international relations, leaders meeting, OrbánCraft, Politics, summit, uk, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, Western Europe, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	633275	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.

First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.

And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HealCraftX-Men

Adamantium, comic book, comic series, fictional character, HealCraftXMen, healing abilities, healing factor, healing powers, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant superhero, Regeneration, retractable claws, SuperHero, superhuman healing, Superpowers, wolverine, x-men

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.

You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.

So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, CraftyVaxxers, data analysis, findings, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, Medical, pandemic, Prevention, Protection, public health, reduce risk, research, study, vaccination, Vaccines

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

Antipay2win, Coming Soon, Currency system, foryoupage, free, Friendly, island upgrades, Islands, java, JYP, love, Minecraft, minecraft server, Nopay2win, Pay2Win, Premium, Skyblock, skyblock server, SpectraMC, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8523	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!

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Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

1.21, 1.9, Active Discord, agree, Anti-Griefing, Beans, Bloom, bloomsmp, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, good playing experience, Modded, Play, Regular Events, Semi Vanilla, Server, smoothie, smp, Vanilla, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Villages Defended:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	789069	Enchantments Applied:	61

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

Computer, Desktop, device, Display, electronic, flat screen, Hardware, High Definition, LCD, Led, Minecraft, monitor, monitor brand, monitor model, monitor size, monitor type, PixelPeeper, Screen, screen resolution, Server, Technology, Visual, widescreen

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional manipulation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Gaslighting, group dynamics, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy invasion, Self Respect, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, vacation drama

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!