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Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	143	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	4200	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

4koma, baggage, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, lol, madness, Manga, Minecraft, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4524	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Animals Bred:	69

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

#lightsout, #nightowl, #nightynight, #pillowtalk, #sleepyhead, #sweetdreams, Bed.., BEDROOM, bedtime, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreaming, Dreamland, Goodnight, NAP, Nighttime, OFFLINE, REST, resting, Sleep, sleeptime, tired, zzz., Zzzs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

blocks, criticism, Disappointment, entertainment industry, fan reaction, film, film industry, hype, Media, Movie, opinion, overhyped, overhyped remake, Overrated, popular opinion, remake, soulless, SoullessCraft, Souls, Unnecessary, unnecessary hype, unnecessary remake

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Blocky Broads & Bros

acceptance, blocky, Boys, breaking barriers, Broads, bros, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Fluidity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Girls, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, nonconformity, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

Adventure, ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires, cost of living, CREEPERS, culture, diamonds, Economy, expat life, Food, immigration, Job Opportunities, Lifestyle, living abroad, peso, Politics, Relocation, Safety, south america, spanish language, tango, travel, valuable, wine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	8468	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2843	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

Adventures, blocky, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, Craft, Early-Access-In-2024, Edition, Exile, Literally Me Edition, necropolis, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools and Utilities

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	210
Divine Spears Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	478
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!