SMPJoyRide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Animals Bred:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Items Found:	5526	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5781	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	180	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1019	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

MineCraftMadness

break the mold, challenge norms, common advice, critical thinking, different perspective, disagree, independent thinking, Individuality, life advice, MinecraftMadness, nonconformity, outside-the-box, personal beliefs, personal growth, question authority, rebel mindset, Self Discovery, Self-expression, think for yourself, unconventional wisdom, unique path

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “always carry a bucket of water”? Well, our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where we encourage you to dig straight down and never carry a bucket of water because who needs safety precautions anyway? Our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional creeper explosion).

Forget everything you thought you knew about playing Minecraft, because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a house out of nothing but TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We support that kind of reckless behavior here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and insane as you are, come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!