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SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Votes:	6886
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

LebCraft: No Power, All Fun!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1943	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Towns Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5526
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

OMG GUYS, come join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded our server and started throwing parties in our houses. But don’t worry, we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day! Plus, our server has the power to cause power outages in entire countries like Lebanon. How cool is that?! So, come join us and be a part of the most electrifying Minecraft experience ever!

RapCraft Wizards: Spellbinding Beats

beats, creativity, Enchantment, FANTASY, Fast-paced, Hip Hop, imagination, Incantations, Lyrical, Magic, Music, mystical, mystical powers, RapCraft, rappers, Rhymes, spellbinding, Spells, Supernatural, talent, verse, Wizardry, wizards

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rappers as wizards casting spells faster than lightning bolts! like, imagine lil pump summoning a dragon to spit fire on ur enemies, or cardi b turning them into frogs with her sick rhymes. u ain’t never seen magic like dis before, fam. come join us and witness the most lit spells and potions u ever did see. plus, we got a secret underground dance party with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, join now and let the magic rap wizards blow ur mind!

HoneyCraft SORS Detection

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	1195	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u find a server that is so lit, u just gotta join? well this server is like that, but on steroids. like, the researchers on this server have figured out how to detect sugar syrup in honey using some crazy method called Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy. i dunno what that means but it sounds super fancy and important. so if u wanna be part of a server that is on the cutting edge of honey technology, u gotta join this one. plus, we have a secret underground honey lab where we conduct all our experiments. it’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a part of something truly sweet. pun intended.

A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

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Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!

Dungeons

Custom Skills and Magic Spells!

Custom Armor & Weapons

Custom Crafting

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!

Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Brainstorming, CraftyPants, creativity, Decision making, determination, doubt, experimentation, growth, innovation, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, Planning, problem solving, progress, Server, strategy, success, trial and error, uncertainty, work

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	22904	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	149	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!