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RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Analysis, Candidate, Considerations, Decision making, decision making process, election, guidance, guy, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Opinions, opposition, perspective, Politics, pros and cons, redpill, RedPillCraft, research, Server, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#nagatoro, Adventures, art, blocky, chapter 153, comedy, Comic, dream, high school, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nagatoros, relationship, romance, senpai, Server, slice of life, teasing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3893	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to fulfill your wildest dreams and build the most insane creations you can imagine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Nagatoro herself appears and challenges you to a build battle. Can you outbuild the queen of trolling? Only on this server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the end dimension, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make all your Minecraft dreams come true!

SnitchCraft – Sibling Edition

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Edition, family, grocery store, household dynamics, learning, Maturity, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, sibling, sibling rivalry, Siblings, silent treatment, SNACKS, SnitchCraft, snitching, social media, teaching a lesson

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimension Hops:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8673
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sibling snitching? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying sisters to worry about.

On our server, you can build your dream castle without fear of someone snitching on you for taking their snacks. No more arguments about whose snacks belong to who – on our server, all snacks are fair game!

Join us and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any pesky sisters trying to make themselves look like heroes by exposing your snacking habits. Trust us, this server is a snack-snitch-free zone!

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life sibling drama when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? See you there!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

alternate history, ancient history, historical moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past civilizations, Server, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel destinations, time travel experience, time travel exploration, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, Time Travel Movies, time travel paradox, time travel possibilities, time travel technology, time travel theories, timewarp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

anal cleanliness, anal cleanliness tips, anal health, anal hygiene, anal hygiene practices, anal hygiene tips, anal play, anal preparation, anal preparation advice, anal preparation routine, anal preparation tips, anal sex, anal tips, cleanliness, CraftyBootyCleanse, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, personal care, personal hygiene

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

conscious consumption, conservation awareness, CraftyCrisis, inventory management, limited supply, minimal usage, minimalistic living, product consumption, product depletion, product efficiency, product essentiality, product necessity, product scarcity, product usage, resource allocation, resource conservation, resource mindfulness, resource optimization, resource preservation, running out, sustainable practices, Wisely

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!