SMPFashionista Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	8143
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runes Activated:	1

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2964	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	1891	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235
Zombie Dances:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7542

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	2693

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!