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PragueVsMilanMC SMPBattle

Architecture, city comparison, Cultural differences, czech republic, Europe, European cities, Food, History, holiday, italy, local experiences, milan, nightlife, Prague, PragueVsMilanMC, shopping, SightSeeing, SMPBattle, tourist destinations, travel, travel tips, vacation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	209	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a battle between Prague and Milan, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic battles, crazy competitions, and hilarious shenanigans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza and beer. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your building and PvP skills in the ultimate showdown of Prague vs Milan!

BlockBusters: Cure Creepers!

blockbusters, CREEPERS, cure, disease burden, disease control, disease elimination, disease eradication, disease outbreak, disease prevention, disease research, disease transmission, Disease treatment, eradicate disease, global health, health disparities, health equity, health interventions, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, infectious diseases, medical advancements, power to heal, public health

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbows, and riding on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even discover the cure for a disease while you’re at it. 😉🐲🌈🥔

AxisCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarian regimes, AxisCraft, Dangerous, Defense, Ex-army chief, Geopolitics, global conflict, historical comparisons, international relations, Military, military aggression, military alliances, military history, military strategy, military threats, Minecraft, Nazis, new axis powers, political instability, SECURITY, Server, world war, WW3 warning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2009	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! so there’s this epic Minecraft server run by an ex-army chief who’s seen some serious shiz on the battlefield. he’s out here warning everyone about WW3 and saying these new axis powers are more dangerous than the Nazis, like whaaat?! but don’t worry, he’s also got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real world drama and just build some dope creations with your homies. join now for a chance to survive the apocalypse and show off your mad building skills, cuz why not?! let’s get crafting, fam!

KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft

aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, Destruction, footage, International, kyiv, KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft, Military, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Void Armor Forged:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

BigBrainCraft

Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	292
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	2966	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1261
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.

Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!

Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

OrcCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Charset., HOT Pot Edition, Minecraft, OP Template, Orc, OrcCraft, Platform, Randon General, randonneuring, Server, twitch, twitter, UTF-8., VOD Archive, Widgets

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.

2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.

4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!

FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Communication, Drama, ENDED, friendship, FriendshipFails, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, long tail tags, Minecraft, misunderstandings, odd, overreaction, pettiness, quirky, reasons, relationships, Ridiculous, Server, silly, Social, trivial

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of losing friends over silly reasons like not sharing your diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing with friends!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build competitions, and the chance to prank your buddies with exploding chickens and hidden traps. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to laugh with and create unforgettable memories?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have your friends begging to be a part of your Minecraft crew once again!

MineCraftMania

MinecraftMania

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	241	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8875	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!