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SMPBag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive #6041

4koma, Account XP, Archive, Atsuko, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, guides, Hards, Hiyori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBag, Total Assault

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle Perorodzilla in a field, wear special armor to face the fury of Set, and witness the final volume of The Two Girls’ Wish unfold before your very eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of swimsuits and dresses with limited edition characters like Saori, Hiyori, and Hina. And don’t forget about the welfare character Atsuko, who will make sure you’re always taken care of in this wild and wacky server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

SMPBag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive #6038

100-Free Recruitment Event, 4koma, Account XP, An Academy Club’s Story, Archive, Atsuko (Swimsuit), Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade, Blue, Bounties, Commissions, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Hina (Dress), Hiyori (Swimsuit), Hoshino (Swimsuit), lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori (Swimsuit), Scrimmages, Sheside outside, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBag, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	936953
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Ever wanted to fight a giant Perorodzilla in the field or take on the fury of Set with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a dress – because who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical talents in Minecraft. And don’t forget about the “An Academy Club’s Story: The Two Girls’ Wish for the Final Volume” event – who knows what crazy shenanigans will ensue?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, criminal charges, criminalization, england, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, HUMAN RIGHTS, law change, legal reform, Legal System, legislation, medical leaders, Minecraft, prosecutions, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, Server, social justice, unprecedented rise, wales, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like, totally insane! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. He’s like, “Roarrrr, let me be part of this epicness!” And we’re all like, “Sure, bro, just don’t eat all the cake.”

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

StreetKidRescueCamp

Africa, Camp, Child protection, child welfare, children, community service, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Islamic police, law enforcement, Nigeria, Rehabilitation, religious extremism, religious policing, Roundup, Social Issues, social justice, street children, StreetKidRescueCamp, streets, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Votes:	8057
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

So, like, you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell you, it’s like being in Nigeria but without the Islamic police rounding you up! We don’t put kids in camps, we put them in charge of building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s like a rehab for your Minecraft skills, dude. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, let’s make some magic happen in this wild and wacky world!

Coastal Glow – Summer Nights

city planning, Coastal, coastal development, coastal zones, economic growth, economic trends, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental sustainability, extent, GLOW, growth, Intensity, italy, Italy’s economy, light pollution, NIGHTS, nighttime lights, patterns, study, Summer, sustainable urban planning, urban development

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the nighttime lights are LIT AF just like a summer party in italy’s coastal zones. u can see the economic trends and environmental impacts in a whole new way while building ur own sustainable urban paradise. who knew pixels could be so informative and FUN?! join now and be part of the craziest virtual city planning adventure ever!

Fishman’s Creative Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, awful designs, bad fashion, bad taste, Creative, criticism, design criticism, design critique, design disaster, design fail, design mistake, fashion blunder, fashion disaster, fashion faux pas, fashion flop, Fishman, Fishman’s fashion sense, Fishmans, poor judgment, questionable choices, Realm, style mishap, terrible designs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	328
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	3357
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans! Like, Fishman is out here creating the most insane and god awful designs you’ve ever seen! But like, in a good way, you know? It’s like so bad that it’s actually good.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the builds are so crazy that they make you question reality? It’s like a trip down the rabbit hole, but with blocks and creepers.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your eyes assaulted by Fishman’s questionable design choices, then this is the server for you. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you!

BlockyBedroomAntics

Adventure in intimacy, BlockyBedroomAntics, covert actions, forbidden places, hidden corners, Memorable locations., Naughty escapades, Offbeat spots, Out of the ordinary encounters, Public intimacy, Quirky rendezvous, risky behavior, Secret encounters, spontaneous moments, strange places, surprising places, Taboo settings, thrilling experiences, unconventional settings, Unexpected locations, unusual locations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore their wildest fantasies in the most unexpected places! Have you ever built a house on top of a giant mushroom in the middle of a lava lake? Or maybe you’ve created a secret love nest inside a giant cactus? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us for a chance to participate in our infamous “Strangest Place Challenge”, where players compete to see who can do the deed in the most outrageous location. From the top of a mountain to the depths of the ocean, nothing is off limits on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite spot for doing the deed!

EngelsCraft: Oil Blaze Bonanza

aerial surveillance, Blaze, bonanza, containment measures, damage assessment, disaster management, drone attack, emergency response, Engels, EngelsCraft, environmental impact, fifth day, Fire, firefighting efforts, fuel storage, government response, hazardous materials, industrial accident, local residents, Oil, oil depot, russia, safety protocols

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crops Grown:	7228	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

lol imagine if that oil depot was actually a secret entrance to the coolest minecraft server ever!! like, the flames are actually just part of the epic entrance animation. u gotta dodge the fire to get in, it’s like a mini game before the real game even starts. once you’re in, you’ll find a whole world of craziness waiting for you.

we’ve got giant lava pits that you can ride boats on, and secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure rooms filled with diamonds and emeralds. our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in the game, like turning all the pigs into flying unicorns or giving you a pet dragon to ride around on.

and get this – every friday night, we have a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before. it’s like a rave, but with creepers instead of people.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a drone attack on an oil depot, then come join us. just watch out for the flaming entrance – it’s all part of the fun!

VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition

April 2022, covid 19 cases, deaths, DROPPED, Edition, Elderly, Fell, Healthcare, home, hospitalizations, Impact, Long Term Care, march 2020, nursing, Nursing homes, pandemic, per 100 residents, Prevention, progress, Residents, rollout, statistics, Vaccines, VaxCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Zombie Dances:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6927

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!

Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!

Mystic Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bars, clubs, dating advice, dating apps, finding love, Friends, gender imbalance, hobbies, married women, meeting people, meeting women, middle aged, mystic, nightlife, online dating, Quests, relationships, sausage fests, Singles, social circles, socializing, teenage girls

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	721	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those lame dating apps and sausage fests, come join our Minecraft server where the ratio of players is perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

We got more friends than you can count, and they’re all online and ready to game with you.

Clubs and bars are so last season, join our server where the only teenage girls you’ll find are the ones building epic structures and slaying dragons.

And who needs hobbies full of middle-aged married women when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

Join now and say goodbye to the real world, because once you enter our server, there’s no turning back.

ShowerCraft – No Niece Hosting

aita, baby shower, baby supplies, event cost, event hall, Event Planner, family gatherings, Hosting, newlywed stress, Niece, ONLINE, party planning, post-elopement, Registry, shower, ShowerCraft, thank yous, unreasonable, wedding shower

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2501	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Votes:	5534	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of hosting ungrateful family members who show up late, eat all your food, and then leave without a thank you? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic event hall ever! Invite your family members to virtual parties where they can’t show up late or leave early because they’re stuck in the game! Plus, you can charge them in-game currency for using your event hall, so you can finally get some payback for all those times you’ve hosted them in real life. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

DelayCraft: Copycat Chronicles

alarming fact, Attacks, Chronicles, copycat, copycat mass shooters, criminal behavior, DELAY, DelayCraft, gun control, intervention, law enforcement, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, original incident, Prevention, Psychology, Public Safety, research, societal impact, Trauma, violence, Years

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, dude. like, did you know that joining this server can actually prevent copycat mass shooters? yeah, man, it’s true. research shows that 80% of copycat attacks happen years after the original incident, but if you join our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about copying some psycho. so come join us and save the world, one block at a time!