SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?

Minecraft, canned meat, SMP_AmericanFood, whats, cheap ingredients

Are you tired of eating American food that tastes like dog food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers a buffet of delicious virtual treats that will make your taste buds dance like never before! We’ve got pixelated steak that’s so juicy, you’ll swear it’s real. Our eggs are laid by virtual chickens that are fed a diet of only the finest pixels. And don’t even get me started on our cheese – it’s so authentic, you’ll think you’re in a virtual dairy farm. So why settle for cheap synthetic canned meat when you can join our SMP and feast like a virtual king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only appears at midnight to moo at unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare!

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United Lands: The Land Where Creepers and Endermen Unite for Tea Parties and Dance Battles

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview

Features	Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience
Server IP	play.unitedlands.org
Discord	https://discord.unitedlands.org
World Map	https://map.unitedlands.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is United Lands?	United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP server where players can claim land, build towns, engage in roleplay, and participate in epic wars and alliances.
Is there a specific scale for the world map?	Yes, the Earth map is at a 1:500 scale, allowing nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep.
Are there discounts available for large groups?	Yes, discounts are available for large groups. Players can gather allies and carve out their place on the map.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy on United Lands is entirely player-driven. Players can buy, sell, and trade items using the marketplace.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, United Lands ensures fairness by offering only cosmetic store items. Donations are welcome but offer no in-game advantages.

Crafty Descendant Minecraft Server

Thread Template, TFD Tools, Record Locations, Vault Spots, descendant

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener (unless it’s been blown up by TNT, of course).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a zombie chicken riding a pig. Need resources? We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to explore mysterious void shards and uncover ancient vault spots? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a pixel art of Steve using only dirt blocks. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Just watch out for those prankster villagers – they love to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

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Lukewarm Owner’s Shutdown Minecraft SMP

trolling, smp, online harassment, internet drama, discrimination

Are you tired of boring, lukewarm center-right Minecraft servers shutting down for ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our owner is definitely not lukewarm center-right, so you can rest assured that you’re in for a wild and unpredictable experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

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MemorialCraft Minecraft Server

college girlfriend, alcoholism, Resentment, Server, Loss

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further, my friend! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, redemption, and maybe even a little bit of ghostly intervention.

Picture this: a server where ex-girlfriends from college haunt you for eternity, leading you to rehab and ultimately to sobriety. Our server is like a twisted soap opera, with plot twists that will leave you scratching your head and wondering what just happened.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, interventions, and the afterlife. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a ghostly ex-girlfriend who just can’t seem to let go.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! (Disclaimer: No real ex-girlfriends were harmed in the making of this server)

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DaughterCraft: Name Change Madness

Proposal, Priorities, madness, AITAH, Wants

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s relationship!

Just like this couple, our server moves quickly – you’ll never have a dull moment! From moving in together to proposing in the blink of an eye, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

And just like this couple’s struggle to get married, you’ll face challenges and obstacles in our server that will test your patience and determination. Will you prioritize your in-game job over your virtual partner? Or will you finally tie the knot and live happily ever after?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a surprise petition to change your in-game last name! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

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NoCreepersPlz

eradicate completely, Eliminate, abolish forever, Discard, Abolish

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have removed all creepers from the game because let’s be real, who needs those explosive green pests ruining your day? Instead, we have replaced them with adorable puppies who follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and become the richest player in the land. So come join us and say goodbye to creepers forever!

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BrokebackCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Access, Server, Websites, discrimination

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”

join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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HighwayCraft: NATO Edition

Technology, Air Force, united states, aircraft, Edition

So, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, out of nowhere, American F-35 stealth fighters come swooping down and land on the highway in Europe. It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft!

Join this server for the most intense and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your blocky empire? Plus, you’ll get to train with NATO’s newest allies, because why not? It’s all about the unexpected and the absurd on this server.

So, if you’re ready for some mind-blowing adventures and non-stop excitement, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared for anything, because with F-35 fighters and NATO allies around, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

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Blocky Bros: Right-Wing Studs

social psychology, blocky, Support, gender inequality, men’s hostility

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers outta their eyes and unicorns dat poop out diamonds.

u know why u gotta join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and if u find it, u get to ride a flying pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.

we also got a rollercoaster made entirely outta lava and if u survive the ride, u get a pet creeper dat gives u hugs instead of exploding.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to do backflips while fighting off evil skeletons? yea, it’s pretty lit.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright bizarre minecraft community out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Smp_dogfood

United Lands Minecraft Server

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