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  • FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

    FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP
    Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

    So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

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  • Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

    Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!



    Nexus SMP Server Overview

    Server TypeSemi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
    FocusLong-term projects and community building
    Activity LevelActive players preferred
    Community InteractionConsistently online and active on Discord

    FAQ

    Q: When will the server be released?

    A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

    Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

    A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

    Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

    A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.


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  • UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

    UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

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  • NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

    NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

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  • Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

    Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

    Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

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  • RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

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  • UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

    UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.

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  • BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP
    Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

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  • OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

    OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

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