Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!
SchoolDramaCraft SMP
FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
About Us The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. Hardware & Setup Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs:
Platform: Fabric 1.21
Location: San Jose, California, United States
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM: 10GB (32 Total)Mods & Tweaks We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap. Application Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist. FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?
A: The server is for players 18 years and older.
Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?
A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.
Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?
A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.
Q: Where is the server located?
A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.
Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?
A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.
WakeUpCraft SMP
Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!ComebackCraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
Server Name Madness SMP Server Type Vanilla Survival Age Requirement 21+ Community Size 20+ Members Platform Java Edition FAQ
Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?
A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.
Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?
A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.
Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?
A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.
Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?
A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.
Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?
A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.
RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!Join us if you want to learn the correct way to eat mac & cheese – because on our server, we have a whole quest dedicated to finding the perfect cheese to mac ratio. Rumor has it, the legendary Cheese God will grant you three wishes if you can master the art of mac & cheese consumption.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!
ISO SMP Server Overview
Server Launch Date 2024-09-10 Community 18+ Features - Chest locking plugin with signs
- Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking
- Player and mob heads
- Death chest
- Vein-miner
- /home command
- Shops with custom economy
- Anti-xray protection
- Server on 24/7
- No creeper block damage
- No enderman picking up blocks
Discord Join us on Discord FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is this server open to all age groups? No, this server is for players aged 18 and above. How can I protect my chests? You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests. Can I make my items invisible? Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them. Are there player and mob heads available? Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game. Is there a way to recover items after death? Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death. Can I use a vein-miner on this server? Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server. Are there player homes and a custom economy system? Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server. Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server? Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating. What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions? Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server. How can I join the server Discord? You can join the server Discord through the provided link above. NightOwlCraft SMP
Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!