MineCraft My Age SMP
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🌍🥴 Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you’re not on this Minecraft SMP, then like, what even are you doing with your life? 🤔 It’s like trying to catch fish with a spoon when the ocean is right next to you! This isn’t just any ol’ Minecraft server; this is a place where dreams turn into blocks—or was it the other way around? Who cares!
😺🦙 Picture this: You spawn in, and BOOM! A llama wearing a top hat and monocle is judging you from the start! Yep, I’m serious. It’s fancy AF and it probably knows more about stocks than you do! And you know what? If you join now, you might get the chance to challenge it to a duel for its stylish hat! 🤺💰
✨💥 Here’s the thing, you don’t just gather resources; you gather legendary resources! Legends say that if you dig down three layers beneath a cactus while singing all the lyrics to “Wonderwall” backwards, you’ll strike the legendary “Infinite Pizza Block.” 🍕🌊 Like, who doesn’t want unlimited pizza in Minecraft? I mean, I can’t even handle normal pizza, but digital pizza? Sign me up!
👽🔥 And there’s this other wild thing—every full moon, all the creepers turn into disco balls, and all mobs put on a dance-off that determines who gets the best blocks for the month. It’s LIT! You could be the next dance champion and earn the coveted “Golden Creeper Twerk Trophy”! Sounds a bit sus, but who wouldn’t want that on their shelf? Just imagine the bragging rights!
🕵️‍♂️🐉 Also, there’s a secret underground society… or maybe it’s a myth? Whichever! It’s ran by a dragon named Gary who claims he’s the reincarnation of Beethoven. 🎼 He’s really into building opera houses, and he wants YOU—yes, YOU—to help him build an epic musical that features llamas, pizza, and a romance story about a sad Creeper! I mean, how else would you experience hot drama in Minecraft?!
😵 Soooooo yeah, if you’re not here in this Minecraft SMP, are you even real? Join now or be destined to live the life of a sheep in another boring server. 🐑💔 Trust me, the llamas are waiting, the pizzas are calling, and Gary is ready to drop some sick beats! Let’s get this block party started! 🎉

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New Towny RPG Server

Features
Choose a class with various skills and abilities
Craft hundreds of unique custom items
Battle dozens of diverse mobs and 70+ new bosses
Explore massive dungeons for exclusive loot
Build your town in the terralith wilderness with 300+ new blocks
Engage in the player-run economy with player shops and auctions

Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone. Enjoy many quality of life features such as player warps, /sethome and /tpa. New textures, models and sounds, and no mods are required!

Online since 2013 with no pay to win elements. Join our Discord server here and join the server at realmportalmc.xyz Java only!

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Are there different classes to choose from?	Yes, players can choose from various classes with different skills and abilities.
Can players craft custom items?	Yes, there are hundreds of unique custom items to craft in the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at realmportalmc.xyz using Java.

Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP
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🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎
You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥
And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫
But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂
Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔
It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨
So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

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Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

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Welcome to Pandamium Snapshot Server!

Brief Overview:

Server Type	Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experiments enabled
Features	Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, Custom content
Community	Friendly community with diamond-based trading economy
Server Features	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord integration, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, Custom advancements, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What is the IP address for the server?

The IP address is snapshot.pandamium.eu

What is the latest version of the server?

The latest version for 1.21.5 snapshots is 25w10a

How can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, Custom advancements, and more

Is there a stable version of the server available?

Yes, there is a Release Server for those who prefer a more stable experience

How can I get assistance on the server?

There is a helpful staff team and multiple moderators online on the servers and Discord to assist with any issues or requests

StruggleBites Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of your boring, cookie-cutter SMPs where the biggest drama is who stole the last piece of bread? Well, buckle up, because we’ve got the craziest, most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP in existence! Join us and experience epic battles against phantom llamas that will haunt you in your nightmares while you scream in agony for breadsticks.
First off, did you know joining this SMP might just teleport you to the ancient realm of SpaghettiLand? I swear on my grandma’s secret lasagna recipe, there’s a literal curse involved. If you dig straight down (which is obviously the safest way to mine, right?), you’ll find a secret pasta OASIS! Just be careful not to accidentally summon the Great Tomato Sauce Monster. Trust me, I’ve seen what it can do; it’s not pretty.
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED on the zombie villagers that can give you advice on making the best struggle meal! They’ll stumble around your base, telling you how you can combine dirt and rotten flesh for an ASHELY-approved snack! It tastes like despair mixed with hope and fungus!
And who doesn’t want to join a server where the Ender Dragon wears a pirate hat? That’s right, matey! You’ll be sailing the pixelated seas in quest of buried sandwich treasure while fending off some renegade chickens trying to spoil your loot! Why? Because CLUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY! The only rule is: no feather left behind.
What’s more? Every Thursday at midnight, we host a ceremonial dance-off against the skeletons! Rumor has it that if you win, you gain the secret recipe for the ultimate "Creeper Casserole!" Pop some gunpowder on that bad boy and boom—dinner is served! (Just don’t explode, or you’ll be missing a few valuable limbs for the next battle).
Plus, you can experience a mysterious glitch that lets you temporarily turn into a sticky note! You might stick yourself to a tree, and BOOM—you’ve just transformed your life into a weird post-it note art installation. I’m not sure what it means, but ART, am I right?
In short, stop scrolling and get your blocky butt over here ASAP! There’s chaos, pasta, dancing skeletons, and the cooking skills of a trash can. You can’t compete with that!
Join now, or you’ll be forever missing out on the chance to build a shrine to the almighty Grian and hold weekly prayers to the almighty Code of Lag! Seriously, your life will be approximately 257% cooler! LET’S GO! 🍝🔪💥

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RigoloSMP

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Server Overview
Join the Discord here – https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp Hey! A few weeks ago, just after the success of the previous 1.20 season, my friends and I decided to start our next adventure in 1.21! The server is entirely vanilla and our community is amazing 😀 Now’s the best time to join us on this journey! Cracked and Bedrock players are also allowed! Simply join the Discord and we’ll be happy to whitelist you 😉

Server Overview

Join the Discord here – https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp

Hey! A few weeks ago, just after the success of the previous 1.20 season, my friends and I decided to start our next adventure in 1.21! The server is entirely vanilla and our community is amazing 😀 Now’s the best time to join us on this journey!

Cracked and Bedrock players are also allowed!

Simply join the Discord and we’ll be happy to whitelist you 😉

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is entirely vanilla.
Can cracked players join?	Yes, cracked players are allowed on the server.
Are Bedrock players allowed?	Yes, Bedrock players are welcome to join as well.
How do I join the server?	Simply join the Discord and request to be whitelisted.
Is there a specific theme or goal on the server?	The server is meant for players to have fun and enjoy a vanilla Minecraft experience with a friendly community.

Vanilla Universe

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Server Overview

Server Name	Vanilla Universe
Version	Minecraft 1.21.4
Discord	Join our Discord
Server Address	vanilla_universe_s2.gg
IP	172.240.79.32:25565
Features	Semi-Vanilla Gameplay Dynamic World Map Economy System Exciting Events 16+ Community Low-Latency US Hosting

FAQ

Why Choose Vanilla Universe?

Vanilla Universe offers a unique experience with a safe zone for builders and a semi-anarchy region for survival enthusiasts. Whether you’re a casual player, trader, or warrior, there’s something for everyone here.

Server Rules

No Killing – PvP is only allowed with mutual consent.
No Stealing – Respect other players’ items and builds.
No Griefing – Leave creations untouched.
Active Admins – Ensuring fair and fun community management.

Welcome to Vanilla Universe—a world where you shape the adventure!

Post-War Blocky Peace SMP
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Alrighty, listen up you pixelated warriors and blocky builders! You gotta join this utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only thing more outrageous than our server rules is, well, my grandma’s jelly bean collection! Welcome to the land where cows are more cultured than most humans and Creepers have PhDs in blowing up your dreams!
Here’s the deal: once you log in, you’ll instantly be thrown into a world where literal flaming llamas roam the plains, competing for the title of “Most Dramatic Animal.” Yeah, you heard me right! I once saw one of those spitters launch a water balloon at a player’s face, and like, 3 hearts were lost! What does it all mean? Honestly, I don’t even know!
We have a special feature called “War for No Reason” where you and your buddies can fight over who gets to eat the last piece of cake in the communal fridge. Spoiler alert: it’s usually a skeleton with a crown who sneaks in at midnight and chugs your cocoa beans! 🎉
Ever heard of the “Curse of the One-Eyed Zombie?” Legend has it, if you’re brave (or totally not smart) enough to confront him, he’ll challenge you to a dance-off! Lo and behold, if you lose, your Minecraft player will be forced to wear diamond armor made of FOOD for a whole week. Imagine running around in a suit made of raw chicken—hilarity guaranteed! 🐔
And let’s talk about the community, or as we call it, our “Unholy Coalition of Nonsense!” People come together to build functional roller coasters, but, like, they all crash into each other because ‘who needs planning?’ We also hold a weekly event where we attempt to create a “Blocky Olympics,” and one time, someone tried to do the long jump but ended up flinging themselves off a cliff. Now they live in a treehouse that they insist is the “Governing Body of Jumps,” which no one takes seriously, but hey, it’s fun!
Oh oh oh, and don’t forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every time a player sneezes! It’s lit; we have enchanted glowstone and bedtime stories told by a wise Enderman who, ironically, has the dance moves of your awkward uncle at a wedding.
So why are you still reading? This SMP is your ticket to a pixelated playground of absurdity and adventure. Grab your pickaxe, laugh at our misfortunes, and let’s get this Minecraft madness started! If you leave your sanity at the door, you’re in for the best time of your life or your money back (but we don’t actually charge anything because we’re free like that)!
Moral of the story? Join now or be cursed to forever mine only dirt blocks in a world devoid of excitement. And remember, we’re all about good vibes and accidental chaos. See ya there, if you dare! 😜💥

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Team BaerCraft’s Community Servers

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Server Overview

Server Name	Creators & Community
IP	Not provided
Version	Not provided
Player Count	Varies
Features	– BaerCraft modpack – Trash Panda Craft modpack – PokeASub modpack – Rotational server for community-voted modpacks

FAQ

Q: What modpacks are available on the server?

A: The server hosts BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub modpacks. Additionally, there is a rotational server for community-voted modpacks.

Q: How experienced are the developers and staff?

A: Both developers are experienced and actively create new content for players. The staff is knowledgeable, fast, and informative, providing excellent support.

Q: Is the server performance optimized for low-end PCs?

A: The server heavily focuses on performance and improvements to ensure even players with low-end PCs can enjoy the gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay features of BaerCraft and Trash Panda Craft?

A: BaerCraft offers multiple optional gameplay aspects including adventure, creativity, stages, and soft expert gameplay. Trash Panda Craft provides a challenging yet enjoyable gameplay experience with categories like adventure, magic, stages, quests, and hardcore mode.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord community through the provided link for discussions on games and various topics.

PioneerMC

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PioneerMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3
Website	pioneermc.org
Mode	Online Mode

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft.

Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
How do I join the server?	Visit our website at pioneermc.org and follow the instructions to join.