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  • Crafting Creepy TV Tales: SMP

    Crafting Creepy TV Tales: SMP

    JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP RIGHT NOW OR YOU’LL TURN INTO A CREEPER! 😱💥 No, seriously. Legend has it if you don’t join this server, you’ll find yourself in a realm where every creeper explosion is IMMINENT and unavoidable! Like, you’re just minding your own business mining diamonds, and BAM! Only on this SMP can you experience the horror of being exploded by creepers in REAL LIFE!!!

    First of all, we have cows that give you nightmares. 🤯 Every time you kill one, it drops a block of pure regret. You know that feeling when you realize you forgot to charge your phone overnight and now you have 5%? It’s like that, but amplified with existential dread. Join us if you wanna experience that on a daily basis, LIKE A TRUE MINECRAFT WARRIOR! 🪓💔

    And don’t even get me started on the END PORTAL. 😈 Oh my gosh, I’m pretty sure the Ender Dragon has formed a cult, and they all worship… wooden pickaxes. Like, who even does that?! It’s SO messed up! Only on this SMP will you unlock the secrets of the universe through really weird rituals involving crafting tables and softly humming Taylor Swift songs at midnight. It’s like being in a horror movie, but instead of ghosts, you’re haunted by the screams of your own bad building choices!

    Plus, we have a secret zone where every hour, CATS manifest out of thin air. 😻 But here’s the twist – they ALL have different interpretations of the latest horror flicks! One of them will dramatically narrate "The Shining" while another will just stare at you like you’re the ghost! It’s basically a Meow-Movie Night horror special that you NEVER ASKED FOR but DESERVE!

    And guess what? This server has a special anti-gravity zone. Yup! You just jump and instead of falling, you float… until a giant phantom comes to suck your soul out, of course! 😂 But which will get you first, the jump scare or your friends laughing at your failure? It’s a real-life horror roulette!

    So, grab your goggles, your potato chips, and your lack of common sense, and JOIN THIS MINDBLOWING MINECRAFT SMP before it disappears into the void or some random cow brings ALL THE BAD VIBES! It’s basically a requirement for eternal happiness or something. You don’t want to be the ONE FRIEND who skipped this, do you?! 😜💀

    TL;DR: Jump in or risk being haunted by your bad Minecraft skills forever—a fate worse than the Ender Dragon itself! #GetRekt #CreeperConspiracy

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  • Addicted to Crafting SMP

    Addicted to Crafting SMP

    🌟💥💎OMG, SO YOU WANNA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP?! LET ME TELL YOU, LISTEN UP, THIS IS NOT YOUR AVG BLOCKY EXPERIENCE, BRO!!! 💎💥🌟

    First off, it’s NOT called Minecraft, it’s called MINEcrazy!! Why? Because last week, I found a rare diamond that TOTALLY gave me superpowers to fly like a chicken. I’m not even kidding, I was soaring through the skies when I accidentally crashed into a cloud made of cotton candy! Sugar high, bro! 🍭🕊️

    But WAIT! We have these secret portals, yeah, you heard me right! They lead to the afterlife where every creeper you kill gives you cookies! Like, FREEDOM COOKIES! I once went through one and the Grim Reaper challenged me to a dance-off because he thought he could bust a move better than me. Spoiler alert: I won, and now he’s my best friend. But the dude is STILL a bit salty about it, so don’t bring it up. 😂💀

    And lemme tell ya about the quest for the Magical Bacon. Yes, that’s right. This enchanted piece of meat can give you the power to turn any pig into a flying unicorn that sings Taylor Swift. I’ve actually seen it happen, bro! My buddy Chris was all, “Dude, check this out!” and then BOOM, BANG! Swine 2.0! Talk about breakfast goals! 🦄🥓

    Also, you best believe we have mobs that have opinions! Like, legit. The enderman came up to me the other day and had a full-on debate about the best pizza toppings, like… COME ON, it’s pineapple, duh! 🍍🍕

    You think you can hang? This is not just an SMP, it’s a LIFESTYLE! We have taco Tuesdays in the Nether with lava salsas! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Spoiler: EVERYONE! But watch out, that lava is sneaky, it can put your taco in a better place… like… a volcano! 🌋🌮

    And OMG, don’t forget about the witch who gives you life advice! She told me to be myself, and then cursed me with a carrot nose. Now I’m a walking, talking snack, and it’s not even Halloween! Carrots are good for your eyes, right? 😜🥕

    So listen, if you’re tired of life being boring and want to join us in this absolute clown fiesta, GET OVER HERE and jump into our Minecraft madness! We’re waiting for you to make your dreams of flying pigs and taco parties come true!! This is where you wanna BE, so don’t just sit there, JOIN US or you’ll regret not being a part of this LEGENDARY quest for absolute insanity!!! 🎉💥 🕹️

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  • Change the World: Minecraft SMP

    Change the World: Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up, fam! You’re totally NOT gonna wanna miss this Minecraft SMP – it’s like if a wild giraffe got hit by a lightning bolt and then decided to start a band! Seriously, I’m not even kidding!

    Picture this: you’re mining in a cave, just chilling, when suddenly a flying chicken with a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a duel – but wait! It’s actually your long-lost cousin who got lost in the Nether and came back as a feathered overlord! You know what they say – family reunions are fuller of surprises than your Aunt Martha’s Thanksgiving casserole that exploded last year!

    And guess what? We’ve got a totally legit rule that if you craft a cake while wearing a full set of diamond armor, YOU become the king of all tacos – and I don’t mean like your regular crunchy ones, I mean the legendary tacos that can shoot rainbows and make the moon dance! I once had a taco that legit took me to another dimension, where people were riding dolphins on rollerblades – trust me, the rides in this SMP are next-level!

    If you join, you’ll get exclusive access to the Secret Society of Cactus Huggers. No, seriously, we hug cactus, and if you don’t believe me, just ask the ghost of my pet parrot who could quote Shakespeare and insist that all spiders are just misunderstood friends! And YOU could be a part of it! Conquer the wilderness, or just build a giant tea kettle to house all your imaginary friends.

    But wait, there’s MORE! We’re launching a weekly contest to see who can build the most ridiculous statue of a potato wearing sunglasses, while simultaneously fending off the attack of mutant llamas – spoiler alert, they spit, and it is DISGUSTING! Last time, I ended up wearing a suit made of raw beef just to distract them! Who knew llamas could be so judgmental?

    So WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE, reading this? Join our Minecraft SMP and dive into the absolute chaos, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe the number of times you can trip over your pet dog named Sir Barksalot! Come for the adventure, stay for the insanity, and maybe bring a rubber duckie for good luck? Because let’s be real, in this world, who doesn’t need a rubber duckie in their inventory? Quack quack, my dude!

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  • Abyss SMP

    Abyss SMP

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeSMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    ModsSodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves
    Rules
    • No Bullying
    • Respect Boundaries
    • No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
    • No Nether Roof Travel
    • No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Are there whitelist confirmations?Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
    How long does it take to get whitelisted?I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.
    Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!
    How big is the server?The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!
    What are the server’s open hours?The server is open 24/7. We have people from around the world, so no matter what your time zone is you can still play.
    What’s the allowed age range?I allow people of all ages on the server, but you are expected to behave maturely no matter how old you are.

    Fill out our entry form

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  • Breakfast Wars: Minecraft SMP

    Breakfast Wars: Minecraft SMP

    Yo, listen up fellow crafters and block lovers! You ever wake up and think, “Huh, I just mined a diamond last night, but breakfast be hitting different”? Well, lemme tell you, in this SUPER ULTRA LEGENDARY Minecraft SMP, we take breakfast to a whole new level of ridiculousness, fam!

    First of all, forget about your basic pancakes or eggs, here we have ZOMBIE PANCAKES! Yeah you heard that right! These pancakes are made from the finest ground-up zombie brains that you can find—if you can manage to convince the zombies to let you use their brains, that is! wink wink They totally have a brain-powdered recipe in the Nether, too! Who knew those blazes were actually chefs in disguise? Crazy, right?!

    And don’t even get me STARTED on our STROGANOFF ENDERMAN! You literally have to catch an Enderman, feed it an enchanted diamond, and somehow convince it to whip you up a stroganoff dish. Like, "Hey buddy, I know you’re normally busy teleporting around like a weirdo but can you whip me up some magical beef?!" If you succeed, you get breakfast AND maybe some soul sand as a bonus! Delicious AND spooky, thanks Mojang!

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever heard of SILVERFISH CEREAL? Taste the crunchy goodness of those little buggers while they scuttle around your bowl! Each bite gives a small chance of jumping out of your mouth and crawling back into your inventory. Kooky McGamer voice: “Ain’t that a breakfast thrill?!”

    Not to mention, we have a magical cow that gives you infinite chocolate milk, but only if you pet it nicely while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s scientifically proven that this helmet makes it 90% cooler to drink chocolate milk. Also, if you sing “Cowboy Dave’s Magical Lullaby” while milking, it’ll give you a chance to spawn a full diamond block right in your hand, baby! Mmm, breakfast AND #Blings!

    We even have a whole island of Mystic Omelette Trees that only grow if you scream positive affirmations at the moon during a blood moon! Like, who needs sunny-side eggs when you can have a 3D-rendered floating omelet that literally sings your praises? “You’re the best, you’re the greatest, cholesteroliest breakfast of ALL TIME!”

    So join this crazypants Minecraft SMP not just for the blocky drama and epic building, but for the mind-blowing breakfast stories that’ll make grandma raise an eyebrow. Like, wow, I didn’t know a full breakfast could cause such riveting discussions on how to barter with a piglin for french toast! Hit that join button, and let’s get this breakfast bonanza rolling, fam! 🥓🍳✨

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  • Expanding Horizons SMP

    Expanding Horizons SMP

    Expanding Horizons SMP Server Overview

    Server NameExpanding Horizons SMP
    IPNot provided
    VersionJava 1.21.4
    Player Count65 (40 core players and 25 whitelisted)
    FeaturesForever survival world, proximity chat, monthly events, community projects, live server map, customizable armor stands, anti-grief tools, and more

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Gameplay

    Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

    A: The server is semi-vanilla with various data packs and plugins for enhanced gameplay.

    Rules

    Q: What are the main rules on the server?

    A: Rules include no griefing, stealing, or random PvP, and treating others with respect. Additional rules may apply.

    Community

    Q: How is the community experience on the server?

    A: The server has a close-knit community with monthly events, proximity chat, and collaborative projects.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

    A: Monetization details were not provided, and the focus is on building a welcoming community.

    Joining the Server

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Interested players can message blessup100 on Discord for more information and may need to fill out a brief application.

    For more information, visit the official website or contact blessup100 on Discord.

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  • ChunkyLands

    ChunkyLands

    ChunkyLands Minecraft Server

    IP:play.chunkylands.com
    Discord:https://discord.gg/eQQf4nGF
    Version:1.21.4

    General Information:

    ChunkyLands is a friendly, vanilla Minecraft server built for players who love a persistent world without resets. With no griefing and no toxicity, ChunkyLands fosters a positive and respectful community where you can build, explore, and collaborate without worry. Join us and become part of a lasting world where every block tells a story!

    Features:

    • Vanilla gameplay
    • No resets
    • No griefing allowed
    • Community-focused events

    Community:

    At ChunkyLands, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. Join us and be part of a community that feels like family.

    Rules and guidelines can be found on our Discord server

    What are you waiting for? Join today!

    FAQs

    Q: Is the server vanilla?

    A: While we run on paper, we try to keep the server as vanilla as possible and only add plugins that do not alter gameplay.

    Q: Will the server ever reset?

    A: No, we will never reset the server.

    Q: Are griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, we do not tolerate griefing on our server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Slice & Dice

    Minecraft SMP: Slice & Dice

    🎉🌌 Welcome to the most SICKLE (that’s sick + tickle, get it?) Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not want to miss, fam! Listen up, I’m about to drop some digital wisdom bombs on ya 🚀💣

    1. Creeper Rodeos 🤠💣: Picture this: We have actual creeper rodeos where you can ride them as they blow up! Who needs buckin’ broncos when you got BOOMIN’ GREEN MEN? 🥳 I mean, nothing screams “realistic cowboy simulation” like getting blown to bits while doing the moonwalk on a pixelated desert, amirite?!

    2. Lava Llamas 🦙🔥: Did you hear about the llama that fell into a lava pit? It came out with a flaming attitude! Join us and you can BECOME that llama; I’m talking full-on body transformation. You’ll just be a roasted marshmallow with legs, walking around haunting people in the most epic way possible!

    3. Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights 🎤🐉: Every Thursday, we summon this giant dragon for a little karaoke jam, and lemme tell ya, it has the vocal range of a banshee getting run over by a train! You can belt out "Sweet Caroline" while dodging fireballs! Multi-tasking at its finest, my dudes!

    4. Identity Crisis Centers 🛠️🤷‍♂️: Here, you’ll encounter NPCs that can’t decide if they’re villagers or, like, a sentient fish with dreams of becoming a CEO. They’ll give you quests like “Find my long-lost pickle jar” and you’re just left wondering if you’re playing Minecraft or binging a surreal sitcom. 🤔 Who’s really the crazy one here?

    5. Pig Breeding Championships 🐖🏆: Have you ever seen a pig doing yoga? Neither have we… but boy oh boy is it our community goal! Every Sunday, we’re hosting “Pig Olympics” where you can train your to go from fat-fry to flexi-pig while competing for a medal made entirely of bacon. Gamers really do just wanna have fun!

    6. Super Secret Stranger Danger 😱🙈: No one will protect you in this world, except maybe an army of zombie squids who will aggressively dance to 80s synth music while saying “You’re safe?” with eerie intensity. Whether they protect or attack? You’ll have to join to find out!

    7. The Great Potato Debate 🥔💬: Just wait until we unearth the fabled “Potato of Infinite Power.” Everyone here pretends it’s a myth, but we’ve got a hog, Jim Bob, who swears that if you eat it you’ll become the king of Minecraft, or a wet sock with feelings. Again, who knows? Could be an epic power trip or just a starchy disaster.

    If you’re not at least LOLing by now, then I dunno, you probably just got your account hacked by a 10-year-old in a Steve skin. So, jump on in and join a community where EVERYONE is kinda sorta partially insane, and also sorta kinda definitely trapped in the friend-zone with a glowstone block. Click that join button, or else we’ll send the llama after you! 🦙💥✨

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  • Less Cute Than a Creeper: SMP!

    Less Cute Than a Creeper: SMP!
    Yo yo yo, listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! 🐾✨ If you ain’t joined this insane Minecraft SMP yet, what are you even doing with your life? Like, I dunno, eating cereal and binging some lame Netflix show? Pfft, step up your game! This is the place to be if you want to witness the wildest tales of blocky insanity! 🎮💥

    First off, let’s talk about the memes. Imagine you’re chillin’ by a pixelated campfire, and suddenly someone busts out their homemade “Enderman hunting” song that’s totally not a rip-off of your mom’s karaoke night. You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing (or “ROFL” as the cool kids say) while your buddy tries to beatbox and fails spectacularly! You’ll NEVER recover from the cringe, and that’s a GOOD thing. 😆

    Oh, and the creepers? Pffft, they aren’t just there to scare you. Nah, they’re actually part of a secret society planning to overthrow the server’s overlord (who is actually a chicken named Nugget). You heard me right! Nugget has the power of a thousand suns! 🌞🐔 Join us and help stop the chicken apocalypse that will inevitably lead to us having to eat tofu for all eternity. Not on my watch!

    Did I mention the wild crafting tournaments? Listen, if you think you’re good at stacking blocks, wait until you see Crazy Carl try to build a volcano… It literally erupted last week and flooded half the server. We call it “The Great Lava Disaster of 2023,” and now half the villagers are just chilling on rafts made of sugarcane. It’s basically The Fast and the Furious: Minecraft Edition. One minute you’re racing your best buddy on a pig, and the next you’re just trying to survive on a floating island of doom! 🏝️🐷💨

    But the absolute best part? The lore! Oh, sweet ancient lore. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary lost block of swag (aka the “Dirt of Destiny”). Supposedly, it grants you the power to command all mobs with a wave of your sword! How dope is that? But beware! The legendary Blazing Potato watches over it and will NOT hesitate to unleash his wrath upon those unworthy. Good luck breaking bread without being turned into mashed potatoes, fam! 🥔🔥

    So what are you waiting for? Join the madness, unleash your inner Minecraft derp, and become part of the most chaotic and absolutely bonkers community ever! Who needs sleep when you can spend the nights arguing whether diamonds or gold blocks make better furniture? Let’s gooooooo! 🌍🎉

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  • Blocky Dictatorship SMP

    Blocky Dictatorship SMP

    Are you tired of perfecting those pixelated pickaxes by yourself in a lonely world filled with boring sheep? Do you yearn for the sweet embrace of friendship (and probably betrayal)? Well, buckle up, buttercup! This is THE Minecraft SMP that will turn your creeper-filled life upside down and inject it with the wildest chaos this side of the Nether!

    First off, you won’t just be building mega-opulent castles that gleam like a Twinkie in the sun. Nah, we’ve got an UNDERGROUND DRAGON FIGHT CLUB!!! Yup, you heard that right! Who needs therapy when you can throw fists (or, I guess, swords) at dragons underground in a hidden cave filled with glowstone and that sweet, sweet panic? It’s like UFC, but with more respawning and less Conor McGregor!

    Also, rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might find the legendary Golden Potato of Eternal Fries. Legend says whoever holds it can control the very fabric of potato existence, and also has a permanent notification about when it’s lunchtime!

    Our village prides itself on a balance of epic adventures and mind-boggling tomfoolery! You can participate in public executions — er, I mean, public events like Night of the Living Spuds, where you fight an army of mutant potatoes that have somehow developed sentience. Don’t ask how; we don’t know either.

    Ever wanted to race on the backs of llamas through a treacherous course made of lava? Well, forget boring races; we host Llama Derby 3000! Llamas are super fast, especially when they’ve been fed enough mind-control fermented hay. Bonus points if you accidentally set a horde of zombies on fire — we cherish creativity!

    And speaking of creativity, our enchanting community is always looking to recruit artists willing to build the most ridiculous and impractical structures you can think of! You want a sky-high statue of a chicken holding a crossbow? We absolutely have that… or we will when you build it! Just don’t expect it to stand for long.

    Join today! You won’t just join a server; you’ll stumble into a spaghetti of hilarity, madness, and occasionally, just straight-up confusion. The admins can’t guarantee you won’t accidentally summon a horde of vindicators with an ancient ritual gone wrong, but they CAN guarantee at least two player-flooded courts of LOLs!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your enchanted diamond shovel, set your coordinates to FUN, and get ready to experience Minecraft like it’s a wild acid trip in a candy factory! Remember, joining this SMP is not just a choice; it’s a lifestyle… or a complete disaster. Either way, let’s go!

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