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  • EmpathyCraft: The SMP Saga

    EmpathyCraft: The SMP Saga
    Yo, listen up, fellow pixelated pals! If you haven’t joined this outrageously bonkers Minecraft SMP, you’re basically missing out on the most epic saga since Steve tried to put a diamond block on a watermelon! 😂🥒

    First off, you gotta know, this isn’t just any ol’ server. Nah, bro, this is where llamas have secret ninja training camps for sneaky creepers. You heard me right! One time, my cousin’s friend—who totally has connections with a well-known squid in the ocean—told me they saw a group of llamas doing karate moves during a solar eclipse! Like, what even is reality anymore???

    And speaking of reality, did I mention we have an ancient relic called “The Legendary Minecart of Infinite Snacking”? 🍕🍭 You ride it, and it automatically throws golden apples into your mouth while you speed through a tunnel of rainbows and glitter! If you don’t join, you’ll forever be cursed to eat only raw chicken. Yup, that’s right. GOODBYE, cooked steak. 🙅‍♂️

    Oh, AND if you join now, I can’t stress this enough, you’ll gain an honorary title: “The King/Queen of the Blocky Monsters”! You’ll have a plushy crown made of obsidian and a cape made from sheep wool dyed the exact color of the sky during a thunderstorm in November! 🐑⚡ You’re gonna be the most glamorous Minecraft royalty this side of the Nether!

    But wait—there’s MORE! Our SMP has a mystical dog named Sir Barkington IV who can literally tell you the secrets of the universe if you feed him a bone made from the bones of Endermen! He once predicted my friend’s unfortunate encounter with a rogue silverfish. Spoiler alert: it was NOT pretty. 💀🐜

    Still not convinced? How about this: we have secret treasure maps that lead to REAL treasure—like candy and energy drinks that make you jump three blocks high! I drank one and found myself on top of a pig, flying through the skies of our fantastical world. That’s right; I became the first human-pig hybrid pilot! Don’t believe me? Ask the enchanted oak tree; he totally witnessed it and gave me a standing ovation. 🌳👏

    So, are you ready to unleash your inner block-smasher, bask in the glory of mafia-style llamas, and hang out with a talking dog? If you miss all this glorious chaos, you might as well be mining cobblestone for the rest of your life. Like, ugh, that’s basically a fate worse than the Ender Dragon’s breath! 😱

    Join this Minecraft SMP and become a part of the most ludicrous adventures ever! Let’s get crazy, because who needs basic empathy when you can have gloriously absurd block mayhem? Let’s gooooo! 🎉🕹️💥

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  • Viral Past: Minecraft SMP

    Viral Past: Minecraft SMP

    🌪️✨ OMG, listen up all ye pixelated warriors and blocky legends! If you’re not hopping on this totally insane Minecraft SMP—seriously, what are you even DOING with your life? Like, YOLO but in cubic form, am I right? 🤔

    First of all, let me tell you about the time Steve accidentally summoned a hundred thousand creepers during an Ender Dragon fight just because he got mixed up with the crafting recipe and was trying to bake a cake instead. 🍰 The Ender Dragon was like baffled and then created a new dimension called the "Idiot Zone" where everything is made out of dirt but also made of laser beams? I dunno, it gets confusing but it was wild. 😱

    Oh, and remember that one time when Alex punched a tree and it turned into a giant disco ball? 💃✨ No joke, it started raining enchanted vinyl records and all the mobs turned into dance queens. Imagine a zombie doing the cha-cha and a skeleton doing the moonwalk while the Enderman DJ’d! Like, how can you pass up on that kind of sweet, cube-tastic chaos?

    And get this, if you join us, you might run into Sir Bob The Eleven-Legged Llama. 🦙🎩 He doesn’t just spit, he spits gold and his backstory involves a betrayal between a potato and a diamond, followed by a turf war with some particularly radical villagers. Think ‘Game of Thrones’ but with WAY more pixels and less dragons… or maybe A LOT more dragons. Who knows? 💎🥔🐉

    Also, we have weekly tournaments where you can show off your mad skills in sheep-shearing, which is basically a high-stakes version of competitive knitting. 🎉🐑 One time, a guy knitted a sweater for a large Ender Dragon and it was SO fabulous, it became a fashion icon and now we’re all like, “What’s next? A creeper in a beret?” It’s a fashion revolution, folks!!!

    So come join the top-secret cabal of blockheads immediately! It’s practically a law of nature or something, and if you don’t, I hear the Grim Reaper has a slightly different craft world where everything is locked behind a paywall and you can only mine cobblestone—forever! 😱💔

    You HAVE to see it to believe it. So grab your pixelated gear, fill your pockets with 28 bags of Doritos, and get ready to be part of completely unhinged and epic adventures that could only happen in a world where everything is made of literal blocks! LET’S GO! 🚀🎮

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  • MinePromo

    MinePromo

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameYourServerName
    IP Address123.456.789.0
    Version1.16.5
    Player Count100
    FeaturesCustom plugins, active community, regular events

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?
    A: We offer a mix of survival, creative, and minigames to cater to different playstyles.

    Rules

    Q: What are the server rules?
    A: Our rules focus on respect, no griefing, and no cheating. Detailed rules can be found on our website.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?
    A: Yes, we have custom plugins that enhance gameplay and provide unique features.

    Community

    Q: How do I become part of the server community?
    A: Simply join our Discord server and start interacting with other players and staff members.

    Monetization

    Q: Does the server have any monetization features?
    A: We offer cosmetic items and ranks for purchase, but nothing that provides gameplay advantages.

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  • Broomstix

    Broomstix

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Addressplay.broomstix.net
    Default Ports
    Discord Serverhttps://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Maphttps://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No grief
    • Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
    • In-game private messaging, homes, and player to player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community
    • Responsive staff
    • Homework help on Discord
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Do I need a Java account to play on the server?

    No, Bedrock and Java cross-play are supported, so a Java account is not required.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed.

    How do I claim land on the server?

    You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Can I teleport mobs using leads?

    Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them.

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  • TraumaCraft: The Emotional SMP

    TraumaCraft: The Emotional SMP
    🎉💥 Yo, dudes and dudettes! Listen up! You ever thought about joining a Minecraft SMP so wild, even the Ender Dragon throws up its hands and just leaves? Well, buckle up, because this is the place where the blocks are blocks, but the chaos? OH BOY, it’s a whole dimension of pure insanity! 🌈🔮

    First off, forget about normal biomes! This SMP has biomes that are literally made of people’s regrets! You got the Exploded Dreams Desert where all your “I’ll start a diet Monday” promises turned to sand! Might find a pyramid made entirely outta forgotten New Year’s resolutions! It’s haunted, bro. The ghosts of diets past are vibing there, trying to get you to eat kale—ewww!🥴

    And if you’re like, “But what if I just wanna build a house?” Well, HOLD UP! You think you can just build a house? Nuh-uh! In this server, your house WILL be attacked by raging cats who have strong opinions on your interior design choices. Like, last week, a dude tried to build a cobblestone shack, and BOOM! A feline apocalypse descended upon him. He left with nothing but his dignity. Which, let’s be real, he never had anyway. 😹🏚️

    “But what’s the community like?” Ah, I’m glad you asked! We got players who literally think they’re the reincarnated spirit of Steve Jobs, trying to sell you Apple Trees that grow golden apples! Just don’t ask about the warranty… or the trees. They’re kinda just regular trees that they painted gold while shouting about the future. 🍏💸

    And don’t even get me STARTED on events! Last week, we had a fight against the Wither that turned into a dance battle, led by a dude who thought he was Michael Jackson. Like, WHY was he moonwalking while dodging GIGANTIC WITHER HEADS, bro?? He almost got us all killed, but it was the BEST spectacle since that time a villager proposed to an iron golem! We’re calling them the “Iron Vows.” 💔🤵🤖

    Oh! And the treasure hunts! So, picture this: you’re digging through an abandoned mineshaft, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find a chest with THREE stacks of diamonds, but then you realize it’s just filled with Feedback Sandwiches—a new delicacy where you get critiqued while eating a sandwich! Nothing builds camaraderie like a good roast, am I right? 🥪🔥🤣

    In this server, the motto is simple: “Nothing makes sense, but everything’s awesome.” You can build a shrine to toast bread or create an underground society of llamas that only speak in memes. The limits are literally as endless as the Nether! 🌌

    So join this SMP where you can be a fashionista, a llama overlord, or just a guy who collects snacks while staring blankly at the sunset—because who needs mental health when you can be thriving in Minecraft madness? Let’s be real, you’ll have a way better time here than at that therapy session you bailed on last week. 😜✨

    So what are you waiting for? Find your inner chaos and jump in! The block is calling! 🪨💥

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  • Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

    Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP this side of the digital universe, where all your wildest pixelated dreams come true! 🥳✨ Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us, even if your pet goldfish just got divorced (and trust me, that’s a big deal in the fish community).

    1. Enderman Dating Service: Ever wanted to date an Enderman? Well, you can’t, but you can watch others try! We’ve set up a whole matchmaking service for players who think they can date that tall, dark, and mysterious guy with the purple eyes! Watch as they teleport away before you can even say “I’m not a human snack!” 😂

    2. The Drama Llama Tribe: Forget about your boring lives and join the Llama Tribe where we scream at clouds and throw carrots at each other for fun. You’ll get a fancy llama costume (it’s made of 100% recycled dirt, very eco-friendly!) and hear thousands of thrilling tales about the llama who once beat the Ender Dragon in a staring contest. No one believed it happened, but we all totally saw it, right? 😱🐕

    3. Creeper Karaoke Night: We’re throwing a weekly event where you can sing your heart out (and get blown to smithereens by a creeper, but that’s part of the fun!). Ever heard a creeper sing “I Will Survive”? Let me tell you, it’s like fireworks for your ears! Boom! 💣 🎤 You’ll definitely want to join us for the chaos and awkward pauses!

    4. Epic Balloon Animal Wars: Every Sunday, we craft majestic balloon animals (like a life-sized Steve balloon) and then, uh, we kind of… uh.. battle them. NOBODY knows why but last week five players got stuck in a rising hot air balloon that was made from a giant wolf. Trust me, you’ll want to be here when the skies turn red and we launch attacks with rubber chickens!

    5. "They’re Just a Friend" Cult: Join our secret club where we constantly argue about whether the cute villager with the glasses is just a friend or if there’s something else brewing. Rumor has it, players have spent HOURS dissecting the villager’s emotions. One guy even tried to propose with a diamond pickaxe. Spoiler: it didn’t go well. 😂💔

    6. Nether Sojourns for Snacks: Forget brewing potions; we’re brewing snacks in the Nether! Pizza? Probably made of lava. Tacos? One bite and you get instant fire resistance (but also some third-degree burns). You haven’t truly lived until you’ve tasted a Ghast Sandwich, which is, uh, made with real ghasts. Only 10% chances of explosions when eating!

    If any of this sounds bonkers and chaotic (that’s because it IS!), then you’re exactly who we want! Join us in defying the laws of reality, crafting broken friendships, and raising mini zombies together! Who knows, you might just find love…or a strangely charming Enderman. 🤷‍♂️💕

    So grab your pickaxe and let the madness begin! This server ain’t gonna join itself, right? Come on down and be a part of the most ridiculous tales ever spun in pixels! 🥴💚

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  • Ruby SMP

    Ruby SMP

    Ruby SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    FeatureDescription
    Whitelisted 18+Server only allows players 18 years old and above
    Hosted in EuropeOptimal performance across most regions
    Vanilla MechanicsTNT, carpet, rail and gravity block duping enabled; bedrock breaking allowed
    Minimal PluginsKeeps experience close to vanilla
    Public Farms & Shared BuildsShared farms and builds open for everyone to use
    Planned Shared StorageMain storage system in the works for easier collaboration
    World Seed SharedSeed available to all members for planning
    Quad Witch Hut ProjectBig group build project

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the Ruby SMP Minecraft Server?

    Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/p8hqabWJ to apply for membership.

    What age group is allowed on the server?

    Players must be 18 years old and above to join the server.

    Are there any restrictions on building styles?

    Players are encouraged to work on technical builds, redstone projects, and large-scale collaborative projects.

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  • Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so listen up, my fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, well, you’ve hit the jackpot, my dude! Like, for real, I saw a creeper and it was wearing sunglasses. I’m not even joking, it was the sickest flex ever!

    First off, we’ve got OUR OWN REALM OF DISASTERS, right? Think of it like a giant dumpster fire, but instead of trash, it’s just dudes built like squids and llamas runnin’ around with toasters on their heads. You ever seen a 15-foot tall chicken? No? Well, you will here! Im just throwing it out there, my grandma was chased by one last night, and it’s still gobbling everywhere.

    Also, our server has a PIZZA MINION, and I’m not talking about the yellow dudes from that movie, I’m talking about a creepy little guy who serves cold pizza and tells you to “yolo” before disappearing into the ether. It’s a culinary experience that’ll leave you asking, “Why did I do that?”

    Ever heard of a BLOCK OF CRAFT BEER? No? Well, welcome to the club, bro! We brew it in our digital basements, and half the time, we accidentally turn it into monster spawn eggs — so you could end up with a pet cow that also wants to eat your soul. Good luck!

    And OMG, the drama! You haven’t lived until you see a steve fight a villager over who’s the best at farming potatoes. Spoiler alert: the potato always wins. I can’t even count the amount of times my friend lost a bet and had to wear a pumpkin on his head for a week while building a shrine to Enderman because that’s the kinda wild we’re about.

    Trust me, if you join, you’ll NEVER want to leave. Unless you have a heart condition from laughing too hard, then maybe. But seriously, one of our members swears that he got attacked by a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle last Tuesday, and the story just keeps getting better. Can you imagine? I can’t even wear a hat in Minecraft without feeling like a noob.

    So if you’re tired of playing with ‘normal’ people who build farms and do ‘productive’ stuff, come hang out with us degenerates! We’ll even throw you a welcome party filled with TNT and fireworks just so we can blow stuff up and blame it on the “gamer gods.” We got memes, chaos, and potatoes galore. What more do you need?!

    Now go grab your pickaxe and let’s meme the night away in a world where rational thought is just a suggestion. 🤪✨

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  • Join SB737’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    Join SB737’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    Does SB737 Have a Minecraft Server?

    SB737 is a popular YouTube content creator known for their engaging Minecraft videos, tutorials, and unique challenges. Fans of SB737 often seek to connect with the community, prompting interest in whether they have an official Minecraft server.

    Does SB737 Operate an Official Minecraft Server?

    As of now, SB737 does not have an official Minecraft server. While fans eagerly anticipate a dedicated space to play together, no confirmed server information has been released.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    In the absence of an official SB737 server, fans can explore several popular Minecraft servers that capture the spirit of SB737’s content. Consider joining:

    • Hypixel: A massive server with diverse game modes including mini-games and PvP arenas.
    • Mineplex: Known for its fun mini-games and active community.

    These servers often host events that echo SB737’s gameplay style, allowing fans to experience similar challenges and community involvement.

    Useful Next Steps

    For the latest updates on potential SB737 server news, check their official channels:

    Additionally, explore community forums to find fan discussions about Minecraft servers inspired by SB737’s gameplay. This can enhance your experience while waiting for possible official server news.

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  • Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP
    🌈✨ Welcome, fellow block-heads, to the MOST epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be crafting with a potato. 🥔💩

    Let me tell ya about this server! First off, it has a magic portal to the Land of Lost Memes! 🤯 You can find all those dank memes that disappeared in 2017. Imagine mining alongside a Shrek statue that’s haunted by the spirit of a 1,000-year-old meme lord. He’ll whisper sweet nothings about onion layers while waiting for that full moon to shine on our diamond-encrusted chicken coop! 🐔💎

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever wanted to ride a llama while battling a team of rogue cats in a bedrock coliseum? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! Our server has a special event called “Catocalypse!” 🌪️ It’s like a cat version of Mad Max, and you can totally claim your throne made of rainbow wool! Plus, if you ain’t flexin’ your cat-fat stacks, what’s even the point?

    Also, we’ve got an underground church of the Holy Gold Block where you can go to pray for luck in getting a full set of enchanted diamond armor but like, who needs those when you can just join the Cult of Steve and worship the one true block? ✝️✨

    Plus, did I mention the NPCs on this server are all based on your mom? Yeah, they have some wild dialogue like, “Have you eaten, dear?” and “Don’t forget to clean your room!” Meanwhile, they’ll totally trade you a diamond for your last piece of bread. 😂🍞

    But wait, THERE’S STILL MORE! We have a special feature called “The Void Zone,” where all your belongings mysteriously disappear just like your will to live after scrolling through TikTok for six hours straight. Not to mention every week there’s an event called “Creeper Olympics” where you can race against other players while dodging exploding green dudes and biting dogs. 🏃‍♂️💨💣

    And if you don’t join now, a bad luck curse will be placed on your Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want your cows to start floating and your chickens to explode every time you enter a cave. No one wants that kind of chaos in their life, am I right? 🙈💥

    So what are you waiting for? Log in now and prepare for a wild ride filled with screaming llamas, suspicious pickles, and the chance to finally prove that you’ve totally got your life together in a block-ified universe! 🏰🥒💖

    Join us, or forever be known as the player who has a pet cow named “Bessie” but spends their time building dirt huts in their mom’s basement. 🏡💩

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