DetentionCraft: SMP of Shenanigans
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🏰🗡️ OOoooh BOY, gather ’round, fellow cube-heads! If you’re not dive-bombing into this magical hole of chaos we like to call a Minecraft SMP, YOU’RE MISSING OUT! 😱✨ Like, did you ever think your dull life could be blasted into a BLAST furnace of FUN? NO? Well, let me ENLIGHTEN you, my square friends!
📜 Once upon a time, on a Tuesday that felt like a Wednesday (weird, right?), a llama wearing sunglasses summoned an army of mutton-chop-wearing zombies to crash our block party! 😵‍💫 You think I’m joking? I’ve got the screenshots! The llama said, “If you’re TOO COOL to mine, just call me for a raid!” and BOOM 💥 you’re in a melodramatic plot twist that nobody asked for!
🐵 So why join? SIMPLE! You wanna learn the ancient secrets of crafting the ultimate Turtleneck of Doom, which gives you the power to NOT GET HIT by creepers! Honestly, who needs armor when you can just confuse them with your fashion choices?! You could be the most stylish hero yet, even if you look like a walking, talking, blocky IKEA shelf!
⏳ Plus, DID I MENTION THE TIME; I encountered a ghost who kept spitting out enchanted apples and claiming he was the original Steve. He said he was waiting for somebody to challenge him in a dance-off for control of the Nether! 💃 Surely you wanna flex your moves, right? We need all the pro dancers who can spin around like a dervish on caffeine!
🤣 And don’t EVEN get me started on the unexplained “Banana Cult” in our SMP! They worship a mysterious banana-shaped statue and claim that “The Great Peel” will grant you the spiciest memes if you pledge allegiance! I can’t even! 🍌 So much cringe… it’s dazzlingly ridiculous! I’m STILL trying to figure out if it’s a joke or my brain has turned to goo… it might be both.
🦄 Finally, you absolutely MUST consider joining because we’ve got the Universe’s Biggest Minigame Extravaganza! Picture this – I once accidentally turned our entire village into a giant pancake and had to fight off syrup monsters. It was INSANE! Nothing says “life goals” more than flipping blocks while battling breakfast!
🚀 So grab your diamond pickaxe (or whatever… as long as it sparkles!), unleash your inner chaos wizard, and raid the nearest pizza store for energy snacks. JOIN US or you’ll be stuck in your mom’s basement watching cat videos until 2099! Don’t be THAT GUY. Welcome aboard to madness, where we also have tangy pickle juice fountains for hydration! LET’S GET BLOCKY! 🎉

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xapros SMP

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xapros SMP Server

Server Overview

Server Name	xapros SMP
IP	Provided upon joining Discord
Version	Vanilla
Player Count	10-20 online at peak time
Features	Mature community No land claims, but protected from griefers Diamond-based economy No world border

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: We do not have land claims to maintain a vanilla feel, but we use Ledger tracking to protect your builds.

Rules

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: We have a set of community guidelines that promote respect and fairness for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game chat for details.

Community

Q: How can I join the server’s community?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process. We welcome all players who share our values of camaraderie and enjoyment of the game.

Monetization

Q: Are there any paid ranks or perks on the server?

A: We do not offer any ranks or privileges for purchase. Every player is treated equally and fairly, regardless of their financial contributions.

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: We strive to maintain a vanilla experience, so we only use essential plugins for server management and protection purposes.

Additional Information

Q: Where can I view the server’s world map?

A: You can access our Bluemap at http://map.xaprosmp.xyz/ to explore the entire server world.

Joining the Server

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/A48UEbZbad and follow the application process. We look forward to having you as part of our community!

BarFight Stare: Minecraft SMP
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Brooo, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is basically the Olympus of digital chaos and sheer insanity! Like, you know those dudes who drink lava for breakfast? Yeah, this server isn’t for them—it’s for the LEGENDS who can wrangle Endermen in bare feet during a thunderstorm while simultaneously crafting a diamond sword outta bedrock!
First off, the first person to join is given a pet pig named Sir Snoutington the Third. Why? Because last guy who had him accidentally tamed a dragon after feedin’ him some enchanted apples (which don’t even exist, but whatever, this server is lit!). Now Sir Snoutington thinks he’s king of the underworld and holds regular "Porker Palooza" bake sales to raise funds for our anti-spider militia. ‘Cuz spiders are just rude bro, like, why you gotta come at me with those eight legs? I’m trying to build a McDonald’s in the sky!
Every week, we have a “Who Can Jump From The Highest Mountain While Singing the National Anthem of the Nether” competition. The winner gets a free trip to the “Creeper’s Lair” where every TNT block is a door to another dimension or just your GPU exploding. No one knows yet! Like, the other day I was mining with a total of 5 maps but somehow ended up making a Minecraft version of Paris Hilton’s Walking Tour, but it’s just a giant cobblestone block with glowstone fairy lights. Artsy, am I right?!
Oh, oh! And did I mention the Lost Chests of Infinite Stupidity? They appear randomly and contain the rarest items. I once found a shovel that lets you dig through time! Got stuck in a loop of rewatching every episode of "Geordie Shore." My friends think I’ve aged 10 years, but I only lost two lives, so it’s fine!
And if you love community drama, boy, we got skeletons in our closets that could throw shade harder than a solar eclipse. Yesterday Timmy tried to organize a vote to ban diamonds. What kind of sick twisted mind thinks diamonds should be outlawed? Like, we’re holding trials where even the Ender Dragon judges! Spoiler: it just wants cookies.
SO like, if you wanna join a band of misfits who probably have brains made of gravel but hearts of obsidian, come on down to our downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Who needs a bar fight when you can fish for salmon and accidentally summon a witch? And to top it off, joining us is like signing a pact with Minecraft itself—no refunds, just endless memes! Sign up now before we turn into actual Minecraft blocks ourselves!

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The Eternal Region

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The Eternal Region – A Fresh, Community-Driven Minecraft SMP
The Eternal Region is calling all dedicated survival players! Our whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based SMP is only four weeks old, which means there’s plenty of time to make your mark in this growing world. Whether you want to build an empire, start a shop, or embark on adventures with a friendly, mature community, this is the perfect place to do it! How to Join? https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG (read #rules before applying!) What Makes Us Unique? Fundamentally Vanilla – No game-breaking plugins, just quality-of-life improvements! Community-Driven – Polls decide updates, events, and changes! Expanding World Border – Started at 1,000 blocks, grows 250 blocks daily! Exciting Future Events Survival Island Spawn – Team up with others or venture out solo into the expanding wilderness! No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells – Because we love vanilla, but we love our sanity too. Simple Voice Chat – Enhance your interactions with proximity chat! With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up. Apply today, join the adventure, and make The Eternal Region your new Minecraft home!

The Eternal Region – A Fresh, Community-Driven Minecraft SMP

The Eternal Region is calling all dedicated survival players! Our whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based SMP is only four weeks old, which means there’s plenty of time to make your mark in this growing world. Whether you want to build an empire, start a shop, or embark on adventures with a friendly, mature community, this is the perfect place to do it!

How to Join? https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG (read #rules before applying!)

What Makes Us Unique?

Fundamentally Vanilla – No game-breaking plugins, just quality-of-life improvements!
Community-Driven – Polls decide updates, events, and changes!
Expanding World Border – Started at 1,000 blocks, grows 250 blocks daily!
Exciting Future Events
Survival Island Spawn – Team up with others or venture out solo into the expanding wilderness!
No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells – Because we love vanilla, but we love our sanity too.
Simple Voice Chat – Enhance your interactions with proximity chat!

With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up. Apply today, join the adventure, and make The Eternal Region your new Minecraft home!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join The Eternal Region?	To join, visit https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and read #rules before applying.
What makes The Eternal Region unique?	The server is whitelisted, vanilla-based, community-driven, with expanding world border, exciting events, survival island spawn, and quality-of-life improvements.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18 or older to join.
Are there any game-breaking plugins?	No, the server focuses on vanilla gameplay with only quality-of-life improvements.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, players can team up with others at the survival island spawn or explore the world solo.

Davidscloud Servers
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Davidscloud Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server Name Davidscloud
IP dscgames.net
Version Latest Version
Player Count Varies
Features

Grief prevention system

Banking system with interest

Multiple worlds

Cross-play between Java and Bedrock
FAQ Section
Gameplay
Q: What features are available for player protection?
A: Players have access to a grief prevention system and an admin team for assistance.
Rules
Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?
A: Yes, rules are in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.
Community
Q: How can I get involved with the community?
A: Join our Discord server to interact with other players and stay updated on server events.
Monetization
Q: Are there any monetization schemes on the server?
A: The server focuses on creating a pay-to-win-free environment for all players to enjoy.
Plugins
Q: What plugins are available on the server?
A: Various plugins are used to enhance gameplay and ensure a smooth experience for players.
For more information, visit our Discord server.
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Server Name	Davidscloud
IP	dscgames.net
Version	Latest Version
Player Count	Varies
Features	Grief prevention system Banking system with interest Multiple worlds Cross-play between Java and Bedrock

LegendsCraft

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LegendsCraft – Experience the Best of Vanilla+

Looking for a thriving Minecraft community that keeps the classic survival feel but spices it up with exciting events and player-driven economy? Look no further than LegendsCraft!

What Makes LegendsCraft Special?

Diamond-Based Economy	Keep it simple, fair, and familiar with good old Diamonds as currency.
Active Community Events	From falling crates to seasonal festivals, there’s always a reason to celebrate.
Ranks & Perks	Earn your stripes with in-game progress and climb the ranks for rewards.
Vanilla+ Gameplay	Enjoy a near-vanilla environment complemented by subtle enhancements and quality-of-life updates.

Ready to Start Your Adventure?

Server IP: play.legendscraft.net
Join our Discord for announcements, community chats, and more!

Your next Minecraft story awaits—come be a Legend!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join LegendsCraft?	You can join by entering the server IP `play.legendscraft.net` in your Minecraft client.
Is LegendsCraft a vanilla server?	LegendsCraft offers a near-vanilla experience with enhancements and quality-of-life updates.
What kind of events can I expect on LegendsCraft?	LegendsCraft hosts a variety of community events, including falling crates and seasonal festivals.
How does the Diamond-based economy work on LegendsCraft?	Players use Diamonds as currency for trading and transactions within the server.

“Gaming Nostalgia: Minecraft SMP”
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Yo, listen up fellow blockheads! 🤪 If you ain’t joining this Minecraft SMP, like, what even are you doin’ with your life? I mean, sure, you could be playing that other game where you shoot pixels or whatever, but this server is basically like the Olympics of Minecraft, but instead of medals, you get weird glitches and a pet llama that tells bad dad jokes. 😂
First up, there’s this one guy who claims he stumbled upon a secret dimension made entirely of pizza. 🍕 And by “stumbled,” I mean he fell into a lava pit and ended up in the land of cheesy goodness. Like, who needs a real life when you can hang with a bunch of talking slices, am I right?
Also, there’s a very high chance you will encounter “The Legendary Creeper of Doom,” which everyone says is just a regular creeper, but in my opinion, he can like, open portals to other realms or something. 🚀🕳️ Plus, if you blow up a volcano, you get free tacos every Tuesday! (Disclaimer: you probably won’t get free tacos. Or volcanoes. But let me dream!!)
And let’s not forget the live-action roleplay battles, where everyone dresses up as Steve and literally fights for the title of "Most Bizarre Blockhead." 😤👑 Last week, one dude came dressed as a grass block, completely confused, but he ended up winning because who can resist the allure of a walking lawn?
Oh, and there’s that one time I built a house made entirely of TNT… and it exploded. But like, it wasn’t my fault, the server’s like haunted or something. So, yeah, it’s a total vibe where buildings vanish into the ether like your hopes and dreams! 💨💔
So, get in here! Join the chaos! Connect your brain and the wi-fi, and dive into this wild Minecraft circus of nonsensical shenanigans where you absolutely will not regret your life choices. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a friend named Fluffy the Undead Pig who gives you unsolicited life advice! 🐷💬
Sign up now! Because if you don’t, I will hunt you down in Blockland and challenge you to a battle of wits using nothing but dirt blocks. 💩✊ Let’s mine some memories together! 🎮✨

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Adulting is Hard Minecraft SMP
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Yo, gather ’round all you pixelated warriors and my fellow blocky bandits, ’cause have I got a mystical Minecraft journey lined up for you, or what? Forget about your boring IRL adulting responsibilities, like paying taxes or doing laundry (ugh, who even folds clothes?!) and embrace the chaotic mayhem of joining the most bonkers SMP ever! Why? Well, lemme hit you with some absurd reasons that’ll definitely make you want to dive headfirst into this digital madness.
1. Epic Enchantments of Eldritch Proportions! Ever seen a full diamond armor with unicorn horn?? Didn’t think so! The last dude who tried to leave the server without at least one pair of enchanted Crocs was turned into a potato and now lives in the Nether. True story! Join us and maybe you’ll find the legendary "Boots of Havoc," which, rumor has it, allow you to moonwalk on lava! Just one slip-up, and you might transform into a flaming campfire—YUM!
2. Crafting Cows that Solve World Problems! Can’t figure out how to balance your budget? Our cows can! They’ll moo you breakthrough financial advice! Just be ready to feed them a steady diet of enchanted hay, otherwise, they might start giving you "inspiration" by chewing your house down. Yeah, redstone isn’t the only thing that’ll get you fired up!
3. Inter-Dimensional PVP with Cosmic Beings! Forget normal PvP; you’ll fight against the dimension-hopping Space Larry who steals your diamonds and hides them in alternate universes—yes, he’s a total jerk. Don’t worry, he has a beef with the Ender Dragon too, so teaming up with him is basically like asking a badger for help against a bear. It’s weirdly strategic and totally wouldn’t lead to your untimely demise, right?
4. Treasure Hunts with Surprise Lasers! Who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt, especially when it includes laser traps set by disgruntled parrots who think they are the next Indiana Jones? And trust me, you’ll want to dodge those lasers unless you fancy looking like a disco ball the next time you log into the server. Pro tip: bring chickens; they distract the parrots. Somehow.
5. The Legend of the Missing Cake! Legend has it, there was once an epic birthday cake, but it went missing (probably stolen by those pesky Endermen), and if you can find the pieces, you might—or might not—end up summoning the Great Cake of Doom. Some say it’ll grant you unlimited cake slices… but most say it’ll just slap you with a soggy sponge. Either way, #WorthIt!
6. Vegetable Trading with Squidward’s Far-Removed Cousin! If you ever wanted to swap carrots for enchanted pickles while arguing with an octopus, this is your calling. I mean, who doesn’t want to barter with a sentient fruit salad? You’ll never experience true happiness until you try to haggle over a stack of melons with a dude who claims to have an intergalactic bank account!
In conclusion: being a young adult in real life is like trying to mine with a wooden pickaxe in a world full of obsidian and dragons. So, basically, if you don’t want to end up as someone’s potato in the real world, hop on this Minecraft SMP. Grab your virtual pickaxe and let’s dive into a chaotic mess of blocks, bizarre quests, and skill-building activities that’ll make low-key adulting seem like a mini-game! See you in the land where logic is just a suggestion! 🌈💥
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Craftocracy

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Server Type	Roleplay with democratic functions
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals

If you want to join this server, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server’s main focus?	The server’s main focus is on democracy and roleplay, with members voting on proposals and enacting laws.
How often are presidential elections held?	Presidential elections are held every few weeks, with the most recent being the 3rd election.
Where can I see examples of the server in action?	You can watch server examples on our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy9l4VQFww0

Lonely Block Party: Minecraft SMP
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Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you ever wanted to dive into a world where your biggest decision is whether to build a massive statue of a chicken or create a secret base hidden under a mountain of cupcakes, then boy, do we have a Minecraft SMP for you! Seriously, join now or get struck by a lightning bolt from the Waffle God himself!
First off, you ever wondered what it’s like to “accidentally” set your friend’s house on fire because you were trying to bake a potato? Yeah, come on over! Our SMP has a dedicated team of potato chefs who “accidentally” burn things for fun. Also, there’s a guy who thinks he’s the king of the llamas. King Llama Bob will bless your crafting table if you promise to dance for his llama court while holding a piece of raw fish. Just be ready to get judged for your moves. Spoiler alert: You will fail.
But wait, it gets crazier! Ever wanted to live with a troll under a bridge? Yeah, there’s literally a troll named Gary who collects cobwebs and sings opera while trying to charge players for crossing his bridge (HINT: the toll is just one block of cheese). He also claims he can predict the weather, but it’s always cloudy with a chance of creepers.
And OMG, you will not BELIEVE the stories here. Like the time Steve the Great accidentally summoned a herd of ducks that turned into mutant mobs! Now we have “Ducknados” every Tuesday! Perfect way to get a free Diamond sword if you can catch one. Word on the block is that they drop enchanted quackers that can either summon fireballs or divide by zero; who knows?!
Did I mention our enchanted enderman that only speaks in memes? Yeah! His name is Meme-man and he always says stuff like “When you try your best but you don’t succeed” whenever he teleports away with your diamonds! Such a legend.
And do NOT forget about the annual “Pillow Fort Battle” where we throw pillows, yes, PILLOWS, at each other while trying to defend the sacred Cookie Mountain (seriously, you can mine cookies there). If you bring your own pillow, you get an extra life! But bring the wrong pillow, and you might just end up in Sugarcane Jail.
So if you’re tired of being lonely and want to experience glorious chaos, absurd adventures, and an unhealthy amount of potato-related activities, then you NEED to join our SMP! It’s like drinking a potion of swiftness mixed with a splash of insanity—why wouldn’t you?! Don’t miss out on the greatest quest for friendship and pixelated mischief! Bring your crafting table and a ridiculous hat—trust me, you’re gonna need it!

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xapros SMP Server

Server Overview