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  • Naive Noobs Minecraft SMP

    Naive Noobs Minecraft SMP

    OMG guys, have you ever thought about joining a Minecraft SMP that’s basically a collective fever dream? Like, I’m talkin’ wild! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything you’re doing and sprint towards this chaos-infested pixel land like a caffeinated chicken 🐔💨:

    1. Giant Squids with Top Hats: Yup, you heard me. When you log in, be prepared to meet the Great Squid Chancellor, regally floating in the sunlit oceans. He demands tribute in the form of… raw fish? But plot twist! If you don’t give it to him, he’ll summon a tidal wave of… DOUGHNUTS! 🍩 Just imagine drowning in pastries and trying to swim – it’s a heart attack waiting to happen!

    2. The Legendary Lava Monster named Steve: Dude, Steve was just a normal guy until he fell into some lava and then became the Lava Monster. 😱 Now he just wants a hug. But beware! If you try to hug him, your Minecraft world might spontaneously combust in a fiery explosion of cupcakes. Everyone wants a cupcake, right?! (Or is it just me?)

    3. Talking Cows with PhDs: Don’t be shocked when you see cows giving you lectures on quantum physics while you try to mine diamonds. They might moo at you with fancy words, and if you don’t bring them carrots, they’ll deny you access to their secret enchanted forest with magical trees! I mean, who doesn’t want trees that just drop emeralds like it’s nbd?

    4. Inventory Full of Rubber Ducks: Forget diamonds or gold! Here, you’ll harvest an insane number of rubber ducks 💦🦆. You can pretend they’re your army, and they rule over the land while you develop the world’s first Duck Utopia! Just don’t let the evil Rubber Duck King catch you, or you’ll be banished to the Realm of Eternal Quacking!

    5. Nether Hell Club: Join the Nether’s hottest club (literally) where the piglins know how to throw a rager! They’ve got DJ Ghast spinning fiery beats, and if you can survive the dance-off, you might win a prized slice of cake made of real ender pearls! 🎂

    6. Time-Traveling Villagers: What if the villagers knew how to time travel and took your butt back to prehistoric times? You could ride dinosaurs (made of blocks, obvi) and they will probably turn out to be your loyal pets! Like a T-Rex that shrieks, “YEEHAW” every time you jump off a cliff!

    7. The Monthly Enderman Fashion Show🔥: It’s basically all the Endermen strutting their stuff with their stylish blocks! You can be their runway coach! Have you ever thought about teaching an Enderman how to walk in stilettos? Hilarious.

    If any of these reasons make you laugh, scream, or throw your computer out the window, then this crazy Minecraft SMP is where you belong! Come join us and see if you can survive the madness! 🌈✨flips table Like, seriously, if you don’t, are you even living life to the fullest?

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  • KraftySMP

    KraftySMP

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeModded SMP
    Age Requirement18+
    Mod PackMC Eternal
    Mod Pack Version1.12

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Are there any restrictions on who can play on the server?Players must be 18 years or older to join.
    How often do you switch mod packs?We switch mod packs every 2.5 to 3 months.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server?Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community.
    What kind of events do you host on the server?We will be hosting events with prizes and more activities in the future.
    How can I join the server’s discord channel?Click here to join our discord channel.

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  • CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP

    CringeRhythm Minecraft SMP
    Yo, fellow block heads, gather ‘round and let me tell you about this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP that’s just begging for your noob-tastic presence! Like, imagine if a bunch of creepers and your grandma had a dance party, but then she forgot the chicken pot pie in the oven and it exploded into a million diamonds. Yup, it’s that level of chaos!

    First off, we’ve got a giant rubber duck made of obsidian that quacks in 8-bit whenever there’s a full moon. Why? Nobody knows! But you better join because last time it sang the “Gummy Bear” song and turned everyone into villagers for a whole week. You’ll need to learn all the secret villager dance moves just to fit in, bro!

    And let me not forget the legendary cursed beacon that grants wish! But beware! You don’t just wish for diamonds or to end the hunger games—no, no! You might accidentally wish for a pet llama named Steve that sings “Baby Shark” every time you try to sleep. Sweet dreams, right?

    Oh, and speaking of dreams, we’ve got these funky biomes! One is literally just made out of giant cat memes! Imagine crafting with meme blocks while an army of TikTokers tries to steal your enchantment table. It’s like a survival game but if survival involved a lot of screaming and crying at pixelated skeletons who ONLY shoot pointy arrows of disappointment!

    And you know what else? Each time someone doesn’t feed the server’s pet pig named Sir Oinksalot, he blasts the most cringe-worthy lyrics that’ll haunt your dreams! Like, “I’m in love with the shape of you” will echo through your soul as you try to mine for emeralds—your life will never be the same again!

    Plus, we have an annual potato Olympics where players compete in the most ridiculous potato-related challenges—last year, someone tried to ride a potato into the Nether, and let’s just say… we’re still looking for Steven, the guy who wore a potato sack as armor. RIP Steven, forever in our hearts (and back at spawn).

    So, if you wanna get cringed out, dance with your grandma, and maybe lose a few brain cells while trying to be the King of Pigs, this Minecraft SMP is your new home! Don’t join if you can’t handle the spicy memes, the cringe, and the glorious chaos! Just remember: you may come for the blocks, but you’ll stay for the absolute insanity. We’re all mentally deranged here, and it’s fabulous! See ya in the world of blocks and awkwardness! 🥔💥

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  • Anonymous Investigators: Minecraft SMP

    Anonymous Investigators: Minecraft SMP

    🎮🌍 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft SMP that will BLOW your MINE away! 🌍🎮

    Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft warriors!!! Forget about sleeping, eating, or even breathing because THIS SMP is gonna change your life forever!!! 🤯✨ Join us, and you might just find a portal to an alternate universe where cats are the rulers and dogs are their personal servants! 🐶👑

    First off, I heard from my cousin’s friend who once met a guy at a gas station that the server is powered by GREMLINS! 🤪💚 Yup, you heard me right! Those little guys are legit in charge of the whole thing, and when you log in, you’ll be greeted with a sprinkle of dust from ELITE GREMLINS 🍭 that’ll boost your crafting skills by 300% or your mom might just start understanding Minecraft!!! 🏭🤭

    And guess what? The trees here talk! 🌳🗣️ Yep! If you chop one down, it’ll scream “NOOOO!” so loud, it’ll summon the spirit of Steve Jobs who will BESTOW UPON YOU the legendary pickaxe that breaks blocks faster than light travels!!! ⚡✨ And I’m not talking about the regular blocks, I mean, BOOM, DIAMOND BLOCKS like it’s made of cereal!!! 🥣💎

    Oh, and you thought mobs were just your average creepers? HA! Here, they throw PARTIES! 🎉🎈 I found a zombie in a tuxedo last week doing the moonwalk in front of my house. It even dropped an invitation to a TNT EXPLOSION PARTY! I thought it was fake, but BOOM 💥, next thing I know, I’m crafting a disco ball from diamonds I mined with my new pickaxe while being serenaded by an actual skeleton DJ! 🎶💀

    Don’t excuse yourself from joining because you think building is hard! We got a community of magical builders that turn dirt houses into CASTLES with GOLDEN LAVENDER! 🌟👷 Just last week, someone built a rollercoaster that literally takes you to the END CITY and gives you free shulkers for life! 🤩🚀

    And let me tell ya, there’s this hidden biome where if you find the rarest flower (which looks exactly like a potato, don’t ask questions) 🌼🥔, you get the power to BECOME A BAT!!! 🦇 With this power, you can fly into your neighbor’s house and steal their cookies without them even noticing! Chocolate chip? I don’t even know her! 😂🍪

    But wait, there’s more!!! You can also become the Cactus Whisperer 🌵✨ – that’s right! If you join us, you’ll learn the ancient art of cactus communication, so you can finally befriend those prickly boys and lead them to world domination! Their first decree? NO MORE THORNS, just hugs! 🤗🌍

    So stop wasting your life scrolling through social media and join our Minecraft SMP where the laws of physics are more like suggestions, and you can literally frolic in an endless field of unending chaos and laughter!!! 😂🌌 Don’t be a loser, be a HERO! Join us NOW (or forever be haunted by your poor life choices)! 🚀👾

    P.S. Bring your appetite; we serve blocks of steak, and they’re DELICIOUS!!!! 🍖💖

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  • Everwild

    Everwild

    Overview of Everwild Minecraft Server

    DescriptionWe’re a small server welcoming a few more players that want to build in survival, hang out, and have fun:) We’ve been working on this world for a little over 4 months with just a handful of players. We have a small shopping area with some stalls, awesome builds, and lots of plans and ideas:)
    Features– Server difficulty is set to Hard
    – Mods used: Simple Voice Chat, /enderchest /workbench, Xaero’s Map
    – All inclusive, zero tolerance for abuse or discrimination
    – Fun times with ice boat racetrack, minigames, and general silliness
    – Hosted in Sydney, Australia
    Join UsShare your MC Username and get whitelisted in our discord server: https://discord.gg/hRzUMYDjb8

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the server difficulty set to?

    A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.

    Q: Are there any mods required to join the server?

    A: Mods used on the server include Simple Voice Chat, /enderchest /workbench, Xaero’s Map, but you do not require any mods to join.

    Q: Where is the server hosted?

    A: The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, but players can be from anywhere.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Share your MC Username and get whitelisted in our discord server: https://discord.gg/hRzUMYDjb8

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  • History Hacks: Minecraft SMP

    History Hacks: Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky legends! Are you tired of the same old boring SMP where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? PFFFFFTTT! Get ready to dive into the WACKIEST Minecraft SMP you’ve ever heard of! Yeah, you heard right!!

    First off, legendary tales say that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that was 95% composed of llamas. 🦙💫 It’s true! One time, Steve, our fearless hero, dug too deep and stumbled upon a llama skeleton holding a diamond sword. DO YOU HEAR ME? A DIAMOND SWORD! We’re talking about llama warriors that fought valiantly until they were, like, BOOM! Off they went to join the great pasture in the sky or whatever. So you KNOW this place is infused with some crazy ancient llama magic.

    But hold up, there’s MORE! Have you ever wanted to experience REAL drama? Like, the kind of drama that would make soap operas look like a doodle on a napkin? Join us while we host “The Great Potato War of 2023”! Seriously, it’s potatoes vs. carrots. Super intense! Everyone’s teaming up and sabotaging each other’s farms while invoking the ancient potato gods! Whispers of “The Spud Armada” are everywhere!

    And GUESS WHAT? There are secret dimensions where the sky is literally made of cheeseburgers! 🍔🌈 Yup! You can float around while munching on enchanted fries that give you the power of … umm … flight? Or like, X-ray vision to see into your enemies’ chests!! Don’t ask how it works, it just does!

    Also, you’ll never guess who’s our resident therapist — the Iron Golem! Let’s just say if you’ve got a problem, he’ll listen and then absolutely DESTROY any negativity within a 20-block radius! Nothing like a good ol’ thrashing to clear your mind, right?

    But wait! In this SMP, the mobs have feelings too. Especially the spiders who just want to hang out. Literally! They’ve formed a union and are now leading a march for equal rights and they have the SILLIEST slogans. “No more spiders’ web-shaming!” “Let us down from the walls!” It’s a whole thing, and you can join in or just throw ‘em some string for support.

    And can we talk about the lore? Our server has developed a backstory so convoluted that even the most caffeine-fueled Redditor would get lost. One minute you’re mining, the next you’re finding ancient runes chanting “The Enderman shall rise!” while a bunch of Akatsuki-looking mobs are plotting to overthrow the server admin.

    So what are you waiting for?! If you wanna be part of the greatest nonsensical, potato-worshiping, llama-warren-filled madness on the block — then yeah, you need to join NOW! Like, you NEED to join NOW or else you’re missing out on the chance to become part of a story where you can skydive into a taco dimension while riding a pig through a portal!

    Don’t let this epicness pass you by! 🍕✨ So grab your diamond pickaxe, remembering to breathe, and let’s go create some absurd memories!

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  • Block It or Lose It: Minecraft SMP

    Block It or Lose It: Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP where the blocks are more than just pixels and the vibes are absolutely cosmic, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 You ever wonder what it’s like to mine away your feelings? Well, join us, and you’ll find out!

    Firstly, listen up! You know how in the real world, everyone’s kinda sad? 😞 Like, your mom takes your favorite snack because she’s on a “diet,” or your cat literally judged you while you were having an existential crisis? Imagine that, but instead of crying over spilled milk, you’re building a gigantic monument dedicated to cheese wheels. 🍕🧀 Yup, that’s right, we’re turning existential dread into Minecraft masterpieces, one block at a time!

    Secondly, you might question, “But wait, what makes this SMP special?” Glad you asked, my inquisitive friend! We have a special lore where creepers are the misunderstood artists of the blocky universe. They blow up not to harm you but to free their inner angst! 🎨💣 Imagine wandering into a field of cows only to have a creeper take center stage with an explosive display of raw emotion! Join us as we reshape the Minecraft narrative and find out why they’re just misunderstood creatures trying to express their feelings!

    And don’t even get me started on our anti-dragon crusade! 🐉 Long story short, my second cousin once got attacked by a dragon while trying to boogie on some diamond blocks during a rave parties in Minecraft. We’re on a mission to overthrow those fire-breathing party poopers. Join us in slaying dragons while wearing disco outfits – because you CAN look fabulous while taking down flying nightmares!

    Plus, we’ve got a secret hand-sign language to communicate with cows. Moo-velous, right? 🐄 It took us three months to figure out – we call it “Moo-tation” and it helps us bond with the cows while we’re building our drug empire – just kidding, it’s a pizza farm! You never know when a pizza shortage might hit and we need to save the world with cheesy goodness. 🍕🌍

    We’ve got world-renowned pizza parties that are held on top of the world’s tallest mountain made of cake (yeah, it’s a thing). Imagine celebrating your virtual existence on a sugary summit while you loot the land for pizza supplies! 🤯 And every time a new player joins, we collectively yell “MOOOOOO!” to summon the Cow Gods for good luck.

    So grab your pickaxe, and let’s find out what depression really feels like when you’re surrounded by blocky friends, singing the praises of cake, and fending off existential crises with creative building strategies. Your new Minecraft life awaits, full of chaos, enchantment, and of course, pizza. Don’t be that guy who sits alone in a cave feeling sad, come join us and build something absurd together! ✨💎🍕 #WeirdMinecraftIsBestMinecraft #JoinNow

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  • Endless Laughter Minecraft SMP

    Endless Laughter Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ at home, but then BOOM! You hop on this Minecraft SMP, and it’s like entering a world where everything is banana peels and spaghetti monsters. First off, if you join, you’re bound to encounter a magical cow that speaks fluent Spanish and will not stop quoting the entire Shrek movie while trying to sell you overpriced tacos. Like, what even?

    And don’t get me started on the duck army! Yeah, you heard that right—there’s a whole faction of quacking warriors who challenge you to a battle of wits and random trivia about tacos. You think you know what a taco is? Nah, fam, these ducks redefine the entire taco universe, like blending it with an epic rap battle or something!

    Oh and get this: every Tuesday is “Backwards Day.” So you gotta walk backwards, talk like a toddler, and build your house upside down. If you don’t, you’ll get cursed by the Great Potato, who once defeated a dragon with nothing but a spud and some sweet dance moves. Rumor has it, if you summon him, he might just bless you with infinite baked potatoes, which is totally the best superpower ever.

    Listen, if you ever wanted to fight a wither while balancing a stack of pancakes on your head, this is the place! There’s a quest called the “Pancake Trials” where you literally bop around the map flipping flapjacks at enemies while trying not to fall into the Slime Swamps of Sadness. Yeah, it’s messy, but that’s what makes it epic!

    Also, there’s a lore that says if you mine exactly 17 blocks of obsidian while singing ‘Let It Go’ at the top of your lungs, you’ll uncover a hidden dimension full of enchanted llamas that give you free hugs AND diamonds. What’s better than that? Nothing!

    In this server, the creepers have a secret dance-off competition every Friday night. If you win, you become the Creeper King and get to wear a crown made of TNT. Just a casual Tuesday, right?

    So basically, if you’re not joining this chaotic blend of spaghetti and Minecraft madness, what are you even doing with your life? Come for the bread, stay for the absolute nonsense! It’s the Best Worst Decision Ever™.

    Join now or like, forever live in regret!

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  • RigoloSMP

    RigoloSMP

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version1.21.4
    TypeVanilla
    CommunityAmazing
    Player TypeCracked allowed

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    Join the Discord server mentioned above and you will be whitelisted as soon as possible.

    What version is the server running?

    The server is running version 1.21.4.

    Is the server vanilla or modded?

    The server is vanilla.

    Are cracked players allowed?

    Yes, cracked players are allowed on the server.

    How is the community on the server?

    The community is amazing and welcoming.

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  • Join SmallishBeans’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    Join SmallishBeans’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    Does SmallishBeans Have a Minecraft Server?

    SmallishBeans, known for his engaging Minecraft content and vibrant personality, has captured the attention of many gamers seeking to join his adventures. Fans are often curious about whether he runs an official Minecraft server where they can connect and play together.

    Server Info

    As of now, SmallishBeans does not have an official Minecraft server. His focus has primarily been on content creation rather than establishing dedicated gaming servers. However, his YouTube videos frequently feature collaborations with other creators and community-led projects that fans might enjoy.

    No Official Server?

    For those eager to play Minecraft in a similar style, consider exploring fan-made alternatives or joining community servers that celebrate the spirit of SmallishBeans’ content. Look for servers that emphasize creativity, adventure, and cooperative gameplay, as these often attract players who admire his work. Some popular options include:

    • Hermitcraft: A well-known server where various YouTubers collaborate and create together.
    • Empires SMP: A community-focused server that emphasizes storytelling and character-driven gameplay.

    Useful Next Steps

    For the latest updates on SmallishBeans and possible server announcements, follow his official channels:

    Additionally, to discover similar servers, check out platforms like Planet Minecraft or Minecraft Server List, where you can find a variety of community servers tailored to different play styles.

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