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  • Billionaire’s Secret Minecraft SMP

    Billionaire’s Secret Minecraft SMP

    OMG, guys, listen up!!! You HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP like right now, or else you’ll be missing out on the craziest adventure of your life! 😱✨ So, picture this: you wake up tomorrow in a world where you magically have $10 million dollars but, uh-oh, nobody is allowed to know not even your grandma who THINKS she’s getting a inground pool in her backyard, LOL! 😂😂 What do you do first?

    Well, first off, you gotta build a giant dollar sign made outta gold blocks – but like, make it make fart noises when you walk on it! 🌟💰 Then you can hire a little army of pig-men to do your bidding cause with that cash you can totally buy them a lifetime supply of carrots or whatever pigs love! And guess what? ZOMBIES are now scared of money! Sooo, yeet your way to victory by having stacks of emeralds and diamonds just floating around, confusing the heck outta every creeper! 💣💎

    Oh, and here’s the REAL kicker, ok? This SMP has a curse where every time you mine a diamond, it reproduces like rabbits on a sugar high!!! One second it’s just ONE diamond, and then BOOM! You’re covered in 500 diamonds, and your friend can’t take it so he runs off the edge of a mountain screaming, “I’m rich, I’m rich!” 😭🏞️

    And let’s not forget the special chests that only spawn at 4:20 AM in-game that give you random items like a pet llama that spits fire, or, like, a sword that sings Justin Bieber songs every time you swing it! I mean, who wouldn’t want that?! 🦙🔥🎤

    And don’t even get me started on the WORST part – if you don’t log in at least once a week, your house turns into a giant slime cube! And like, not the cute ones; we’re talking the sticky, glitchy, "why did I sign up for this?" nightmare that consumes everything in its path! So, you have to keep coming back to defend your castle from the dreaded slimer-monsters that want your gold! 😱🟩

    If you wanna be part of this chaos, where random explosions might happen because a rogue creeper decided to join the party uninvited, or if you want to experience everyday life like it’s an episode of a soap opera where diamonds have feelings, you absolutely MUST hop on this SMP!!! Sign up with your favorite meme and get ready for a wild ride that even your pet goldfish would be jealous of! 🐠💥

    So, what are you waiting for?! Join NOW before it’s too late, and let the BLOCKPARTY commence! 🎉🚀

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  • Oasis SMP

    Oasis SMP

    Oasis SMP Server Overview

    Server TypeSemi Vanilla SMP
    Server AgeUnder two weeks
    Key Features– Looking for active players

    – Seeking content creators

    – Hosting frequent server events

    – Few datapacks to enhance vanilla experience
    Discord LinkJoin Oasis SMP Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How long has the server been up?The server has been up for just under two weeks.
    What type of server is Oasis SMP?Oasis SMP is a semi vanilla minecraft SMP server.
    Are there any specific requirements to join?No specific requirements, just be an active player or content creator.
    How can I join the server’s Discord?You can join the Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/JUGjdxQwNx

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  • Life’s a Block: Minecraft SMP

    Life’s a Block: Minecraft SMP

    🎮 Hey fellow block enthusiasts! Are you tired of your vanilla Minecraft server where the only drama is who forgot to bring the diamond pickaxe to the creeper fight? Well, buckle up your diamond helmets because this SMP is INSAAAANE! 🏰✨

    First off, did you know that on our server, villagers have unionized?! That’s right! They are demanding better trading rates and now you have to barter with them in ancient runes. Yep, I hope you remembered your runestone language skills because if you mess up, they’ll summon a Herobrine upon your house! 😱👻

    Oh, and get this! At midnight, there’s a hidden ritual where you can summon a dragon just to argue with it about pizza toppings — yes, I’m talking pineapple on pizza! If you lose the argument, it breathes fire on you, and guess what? You have to respawn as a chicken! 🐔🤣 Now THAT’S what I call a clucking good time!

    Also, our server has an EXPLODING END CITY! 🎇💥 No, seriously! It blows up every time you open a chest, so if you value your life (and stuff), you better bring a strong plea to the Enderman next door who happens to be a licensed therapist. I heard he gives discounts for those with commitment issues to their crafting tables. 🤷‍♂️🪓

    And wait for it… after you build your first house, it magically turns into a TARDIS! But here’s the juicy bit: EVERY SINGLE DAY it teleports you to a RANDOM dimension! One day you’re chilling on a floating platform with llamas wearing sunglasses, and the next you’re in a lava pool having a philosophical debate with a mooshroom! 🧙‍♂️🍄

    And don’t even get me started on our Sustainable Cactus Farm initiative! 🌵🌍 We’re the only server in Minecraft history to have the first-ever cactus-powered rollercoaster. But watch out! If you scream too loud while riding, it will blast you off into the Panda Dimension, where the pandas challenge you to a dance-off! 💃🐼 The stakes? Your entire inventory!

    TL;DR: Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where logic doesn’t exist, villagers can be your HR department, and the Ender Dragon holds the best pizza debates. Who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding loot, dimension hopping, and cactus rollercoasters?! Let’s get blocky! 🤪🤜🤛

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  • RigoloSMP

    RigoloSMP

    RigoloSMP Server Overview

    Server Version1.21.4
    Server TypeVanilla
    CommunityAmazing
    Allowed PlayersCracked Players

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the RigoloSMP server?

    You can join by clicking here to join the Discord and get whitelisted.

    2. What version is the server running?

    The server is running version 1.21.4.

    3. Can cracked players join the server?

    Yes, cracked players are allowed to join the server.

    4. Is the server modded or vanilla?

    The server is vanilla, no mods are required to play.

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  • AI Lovecraft: Minecraft SMP

    AI Lovecraft: Minecraft SMP

    Yo, fellow pixelated adventurers! Gather ‘round and listen up because I’m about to spill the wildest tea about this INSANE Minecraft SMP that’s just begging for a crew of legendary warriors (or just chill dudes who can barely press W). 🌍✨

    First off, let’s talk about the SPECIAL END CRYSTAL that’s rumored to give you the ability to ride pigs while singing Taylor Swift songs backwards. Yup, you heard that right! Ever wanted to be the weirdest farmer on the block? Well, now you can! I mean, who doesn’t wanna be a bard-pig riding bard?

    Also, there’s this legendary quest where if you collect 1000 blocks of this rare blue cheese stone (trust me, it’s a thing), you get a pet llama named Sir Spits-a-Lot that will spit on anyone who says "Apex Legends." It’s like your very own sentient meme! 😂💩 Just imagine rolling up to a battle and having your llama obliterate your foes with the power of fermented dairy!

    Here’s the kicker: There’s an ancient prophecy about a lava monster named Gary who ONLY appears if you eat a suspiciously shiny carrot while riding a boat made out of potatoes. Like, what? Why potatoes? Who knows! Who CARES! If you’re not part of this chaos, are you even living? 🎣🥔🔥

    And don’t even get me STARTED on the biomes! We have a biome where snowmen dance the cha-cha and a desert filled with evil cacti that whisper secrets about the universe when you stand too close. And by “whisper,” I mean they scream “YOU GOT NO FRIENDS!” but in that really annoying echoey voice. You’ll want to bring earplugs.

    Plus, you’ll meet the craziest crew of people on this SMP. I’m talking about people who think “serious” Minecraft builds should include working cheeseburger dispensers and epic redstone contraptions that somehow launch cats into the sky. This is where friendships are born and sanity goes to die!

    If you’re not in, you’re out. And if you’re out, then you’re missing the chance to be part of the Great Battle of the Awkward Fish, where we all dress up as fish and try to convince real-life fish to join our server. Spoiler alert: They won’t join. But that’s the fun, right?

    So come on down to this Minecraft SMP where reality means nothing and absurdity is everything! You’ll probably turn into a meme, and who knows, you might even end up with a fan club of creepers falling in love with your avatar. SQUAW! Join us or forever be a boring Steve! 💖💥🎉

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  • DownRiverSMP

    DownRiverSMP

    DownriverSMP Season 3 Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server NameDownriverSMP Season 3
    IPplay.downriversmp.com
    Version1.17.1
    Player CountVaries
    Features
    • Fresh Map
    • Community Collaboration
    • Weekly Competitions
    • Quality-of-Life Additions
    • Whitelist Only
    • Mature (18+) Community
    • Vanilla+ Experience

    FAQ

    What’s Happening in Season 3?

    A brand-new world is waiting to be explored, with untouched terrain, hidden treasures, and endless possibilities. Players can collaborate to build spawn, complete challenges, and unlock special rewards. Weekly competitions, such as build-offs and in-game events, are held. Quality-of-life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, and Discord integration enhance the gameplay experience.

    Can I Still Join Season 3?

    Yes, the server has launched, but it’s never too late to join and make your mark in the world of DownriverSMP Season 3.

    How Can I Join?

    To join the server, visit play.downriversmp.com and be part of the adventure.

    For more information and community interaction, join our Discord server.

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  • SpongeCraft

    SpongeCraft

    SERVER IP: PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

    What is SpongeCraft?

    * Towny & Resource World – One with Towny claims and another where you can destroy to your hearts desire with custom generated terrain and villages

    * Toggleable keep inventory with a small death tax if on

    * Custom enchantments and relics to upgrade your items

    * Shop at player shops, auction houses, or the server shop to acquire any goods you need

    * Fun things to do when you’re bored such as events, parkour, and other minigames

    * Unique ranking system with personalized perks

    * Many fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing

    * Jobs with awesome, custom level-up perks

    * Survival and vote crates (Every crate can be acquired without paying!)

    * A friendly, inclusive community and staff team that will help you with any of your needs

    About Us:

    With a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks and plugins you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

    Our server has a big focus on the building, community, and on working on projects together. Players can quickly teleport between builds, towns, shops, and worlds. This means, that we have an active discord with people always willing to chat and keep inventory that can be toggled on or off with a death tax if kept on. We always try to keep the community updated on any changes, and ask for the community’s opinions on potential changes.

    We host events fairly often, with everyone participating winning in-game prizes, and the winners even winning gift cards sometimes. Some of our players have hosted events themselves in-game such as a Secret Santa and an Easter egg hunt.

    Rules

    No griefing, trolling or ruining gameplay for others.
    No hacking or abusing unfair advantages.
    We try to be a server that’s for everyone, so please keep it PG-13!

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  • Overcome This Minecraft SMP!

    Overcome This Minecraft SMP!

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear of – where cows fly, and cats hold the secret to world domination (seriously, don’t ask). You’ll never find a place where crafting obsidian with a spoon is considered a rite of passage. Ever tried to slay a dragon with just a piece of bread? Good luck, but we like to think it builds character (and also you might get roasted by the dragon, but who cares?).

    Join us because we once made a giant pixel art statue of a potato that doubled as a portal to a secret dimension filled with taco llamas. That’s right, taco llamas! They spit out tacos instead of spit. It’s a whole thing, and they have a taco cult too! Who wouldn’t want to join a cult of taco-loving llamas? You’d be missing out on life if you don’t! Plus, these tacos give you powers – like the power to dance like a chicken whenever you eat one! Not saying that’s a good thing, but hey, it’s a skill, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever tried battling a sheriff who’s a pig with a cowboy hat? Neither have we, but it will definitely happen. We have a prophecy about it! Legend says you can only defeat him with the enchanted rubber duck which we haven’t found because it’s hidden in the mystical depths of Pudding Valley. Yes, Pudding Valley exists and it’s way cooler than you think. Full of gelatinous blocks just waiting for your inner confectioner to come out.

    Also, we have a floating island that’s actually a biometrically secured fortress run by a group of ancient creepers who are hackers! Yup, they’ve mastered the art of the digital and constructively criticize your mining skills in Java. You want to join their club? Well, good luck because you need to find the secret lair under a waterfall of uncontrollable giggles!

    And like, who needs goals in life when you can literally mine for diamonds while riding an inflatable unicorn? Here, we don’t just build houses; we create architectural monstrosities like a mansion shaped like a giant pickle! It’s not only a meme; it’s a statement!

    So if you ever wanted to experience the chaos of worshiping a mystical hamster while breaking blocks with a golden spatula and cooking up some dream-infused pancakes, THIS IS THE PLACE. We even have a “No Seriousness Zone” where if you even think about being serious, the poop zombies will come get you. It’s a blast!

    Join this Minecraft SMP, where logic is dead, and nonsense reigns supreme! If you’re not screaming with confetti in your eyes by your first hour, we’ll personally refund you… with cardboard cutouts of our potato god. What are you waiting for? Get in here and let’s embrace the glorious absurdity together!

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  • Blocky Secrets: Family Ties SMP

    Blocky Secrets: Family Ties SMP

    Yo, gather ‘round all you pixelated warriors! You ever sit there, munching on your digital steak and wonder, “What if my family wasn’t just a bunch of normal corn farmers, but actually descended from a long line of Overworld dragon tamers?” Well, strap in, because this Minecraft SMP is where your wildest conspiracy theories come to life!

    First off, you ever heard of that secret mountain near the spawn point? Yeah, we dug it up last week and found a portal to a realm where the cows have wings and the zombies give you turnips! Why? Who knows! But if you join, you could be the lucky one to manage the great Turnip Trade between dimensions. Legit, the inter-dimensional cows are like, "Moo ve over, normal cows!"

    And speaking of cows, I’m not saying this server has a secret recipe for crafting enchanted cheeseburgers that grant you 5 seconds of immunity against the dreaded Creeper Hugs, but I mean… WHO WANTS TO RISK IT??? Seriously, it’s like a gastronomical lottery where the odds are stacked against you and yet you’re desperate enough to jump in front of a charging Enderman for a taste.

    ⏰ Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally angered a herding of piglins while trying to trade my brother’s enchanted carrots for golden apples. It turned into an epic battle royale where I "accidentally" ended up with the Nether’s most legendary sword, “The Blade of Wonkiness.” That’s right, folks, join us and you might just wield the sword that’s so powerful, it can turn gravel into diamond! (SPOILER: It doesn’t, but tell everyone it does, we need the clout!)

    "But why join now?" you ask. Simple! We’ve got a treasure map that leads to… no joke… the Lost City of Llama Spit! You can literally eliminate your enemies with a single llama and their flaming spit. Rumor has it, it’s worth a whole stack of enchanted diamonds and a heart attack from laughter when you realize that it’s all just a clickbait hoax. But hey, it’s the journey, right?

    You might even stumble upon the legendary whoops I just spilled my friend’s lava mob trap, which is totally not designed to look exactly like his house. And once you get caught in those shenanigans, you’ll be marked by the Curse of the Redstone Noob—the only way to break it is to correctly build a redstone contraption to reveal the meaning of life and how to use it to dunk on your enemies like it’s 2K.

    Long story short, this Minecraft SMP is like Thanksgiving dinner mixed with a clown convention on roller skates, where every decision leads to madness! So if you’re up for some crazy antics, random llama puns, and a storyline that changes every day depending on who ate the most enchanted cookies, then click that join button! We can be BFFs (Best Friendooooos Foreverssss) and laugh at your incompetence together!

    But really, are you prepared for the awesomeness and randomness that awaits? We might even uncover that family secret of YOUR childhood like you were part of an elite villager spy team. Uncovering secrets, trading mystical turnips — just a regular Tuesday in the wacky wild world of blocks! 🍔👾✨

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  • POWERED SMP Pve Pvp

    POWERED SMP Pve Pvp

    Superhero Modded Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Server Start Date16th
    Modsfsangs hero, nbc heroes, and more
    Discord Invitehttps://discord.gg/2NnBfJdF

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?You can join the server by following the Discord invite link provided above.
    What mods are included in the server?Mods like fsangs hero, nbc heroes, and more are included in the server.
    When does the server start?The server starts on the 16th.

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