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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1831 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Yo bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, there’s this dude on the server who legit thinks he’s a Minecraft god or something. He’s always flexing his diamond armor and acting all high and mighty. But like, we all know he’s just a noob who got lucky with his loot drops.
And then there’s this other guy who’s always building these weird structures out of dirt and calling them “art”. Like, bro, that ain’t art, that’s just a pile of dirt with a sign that says “modern art”. I swear, he’s one block short of a full stack if you catch my drift.
But the real red flag is this one player who’s always trying to start drama and cause chaos on the server. He’s like the Joker of Minecraft, always laughing maniacally and blowing up other people’s builds. It’s like he’s got a TNT addiction or something.
So yeah, if you see any of these red flags on a Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills, bro. Ain’t nobody got time for that kind of craziness in their virtual blocky world. Stay safe out there, fellow gamers. Peace out!
