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  • Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

    Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

    Rules

    Rule Description
    No Bullying Treat all players with respect and kindness.
    Respect Boundaries Respect other players’ wishes.
    No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
    No Nether Roof Travel Travel only underneath the nether roof.

    Modlist

    Type Mod Description
    Server Side Sodium Lag reduction
    Server Side Lithium Lag reduction
    Server Side Ledger Grief protection
    Server Side Leaves Us In Peace Faster leaf decay
    Server and Client Side Simple Voice Chat Optional proximity chat
    Server and Client Side Universal Graves Makes graves instead of dropping items

    Fill out our entry form

    Join our Discord server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
    Can I grief or steal from other players? No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
    Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

    Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

    4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

    Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

    RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

    Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

    OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

    From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

    So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

    Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

    Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

    But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

    And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

    RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Artificial Intelligence Minecraft SMP

    Artificial Intelligence Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the AI is as dumb as a box of rocks? Well, look no further because on our server, the AI is so advanced that it’s practically running the show! Our sheep can do calculus, our zombies can breakdance, and our creepers have a PhD in explosive engineering. Join us if you want to experience a Minecraft world where the mobs are smarter than the players (just kidding…maybe). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can outsmart a bunch of pixelated creatures with more brainpower than you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GumpCraft SMP: Forest’s Modern Adventures

    GumpCraft SMP: Forest’s Modern Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft server where Forest Gump is the main character, running around and participating in all the major cultural events from the 1990s to today. From crashing the Oscars and winning Best Actor for his iconic role as a Minecraft player, to starting a viral TikTok dance trend with his signature running moves, this server is where all the wackiness happens. Join us if you want to see Forest Gump become a meme sensation, start a fashion trend with his box of chocolates-inspired outfits, and maybe even challenge Elon Musk to a race in his rocket ship. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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