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  • SmashBrosMC SMP

    SmashBrosMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

    Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

    The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

    On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

    But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

    ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

    Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

    NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

    Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Forget about AEW Rampage being cancelled, because our Minecraft SMP is where all the real action is at! Join us for some epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to dance the Macarena! And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave AEW Rampage in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥🎮🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

    Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

    Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

    Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

    EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

    Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⚔️🏰 AURELIA 🏰⚔️[Complete chaos] [Villager antics] [Version “21wow”] [Whitelist fail]”

    ⚔️🏰 AURELIA 🏰⚔️[Complete chaos] [Villager antics] [Version “21wow”] [Whitelist fail]”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

    Aurelia is a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.

    Overview

    Features Description
    Towny Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths.
    World Generation Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    Whether you’re a builder with an eye for design, a warrior seeking challenge, or an explorer in search of new horizons, Aurelia offers a rich and immersive experience for every kind of player. Join Aurelia today and become part of a thoughtful, welcoming community where your contributions matter. Your next great adventure awaits!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    FAQs

    Question: How can I join the Aurelia Minecraft server?

    Answer: Please visit our website at www.aurelia-mc.com for instructions on how to join our server.

    Question: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the Aurelia server?

    Answer: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join our server.

    Question: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on Aurelia?

    Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment. Please refer to our website for the full list of rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP