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/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! -
EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
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Earth Steam Oil and Steel
We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!
51.222.134.62:25686
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Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!
But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!
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DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP
unanticipated disappointment, unexpected disappointment, let down, unexpected aversion, unexpected tasteAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!
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Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!
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BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!
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SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.
Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.
So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.