ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
Sponsorship	Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
Mods	Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
Community	Global community with active mods

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.

SelfieGenius Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and show off your best physical features to all the other players. Are you proud of your perfectly sculpted abs? Show them off while you mine for diamonds! Do you have killer biceps from all that block-breaking? Flex them while you battle mobs in the Nether!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Boot Gang, a group of players who only wear diamond boots no matter what the situation. Want to join their ranks and strut your stuff in the most blinged-out footwear in all of Minecraft? Then this is the server for you!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, showing off your best physical features in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond boot-wearing superstar!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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Unbelievably Dumb and Useless Minecraft Server – Come for the Chaos, Stay for the Drama!
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Minecraft Server Overview
IP mc.upsidedownuniverse.xyz
Version Java 1.21.1
Mode Semi-Vanilla Survival
Online 24/7
Discord Join our Discord server
Server Image View server image
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the theme of the server?
A: The server is a friendly and exciting Minecraft server with a focus on PVP, new towns, events, and a thriving community.
Q: What are some key features of the server?
A: Some key features include a revamped world with stunning landscapes, new mobs and bosses, updated plugins, exciting events, and an active community.
Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?
A: Yes, you can use land claims to protect your builds and keep your pets safe.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply connect using the IP address provided: mc.upsidedownuniverse.xyz
Q: Is the server online 24/7?
A: Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy.

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Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days
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Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview
Name Serenity SMP
Server Type Bedrock Survival
IP Address serenitysmp.online
Port 19132
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?
A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.
Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?
A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.
Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.
Q: What is the community like on the server?
A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

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Moonbat Minecraft Server
Overview:
Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!
Server Information:
IP moonbat.ddns.net
Version 1.21.1
FAQs:
Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?
A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.
Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?
A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.
Q: How often does the server get updated?
A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.
Q: Do you run player events on the server?
A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

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IP	mc.upsidedownuniverse.xyz
Version	Java 1.21.1
Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Online	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord server
Server Image	View server image

Name	Serenity SMP
Server Type	Bedrock Survival
IP Address	serenitysmp.online
Port	19132

IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

Faffshire: Where even the sheep have more mods than your computer can handle!

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Faffshire Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Enhanced World Generation	Discover new, fun, and challenging structures in the world
Diverse Transportation	Travel in style and ease between builds and community hotspots
Centralized Spawn Area	Build shops and community spaces in the spawn town
Dimension Overhauls	Explore reimagined End and Twilight Forest
Create Mod Automation	Take creativity to new heights with the Create mod
Expanded Mobs & Blocks	Wide variety of new mobs and blocks to play and decorate with

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is griefing allowed on the Faffshire server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Faffshire server. We have strict rules against griefing and cheating to maintain a positive and enjoyable community for all players.

How can I apply to join the Faffshire server?

You can apply to join the Faffshire server by joining our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/t9htdafTfq

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

This is a friendly long-term public survival server with over 16,200 unique players ever joined. It has been around for over 5 years, since starting in Minecraft 1.14. The server is mostly vanilla, with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-to-win, and no economy plugin. It supports Bedrock & Java cross-play. The Overworld & Nether have claims enabled and will never be reset. There is no set world border or spawn, and players are randomly spread out all over the world. Grief is allowed in unclaimed areas, and CoreProtect is used for server protection. There is a public shopping district where players can apply to have a shop. Players can use /rtp to randomly teleport and find a location to set a home.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

Server26: Where boomers and zoomers clash in blocky battle! Join now for chaos and crafting fun since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay

Vanilla server feel with default currency as diamonds. No warps, player freedom to travel and build. Spawn city protected, areas released for community projects, and more claimblocks earned during play.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, skipping night, and more. Additional datapacks and tweaks for enhanced gameplay.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 18+?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Are there any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or adminshops.
Can I claim land?	Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.

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