smp troll Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeeSlapAntsAway!

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, ant invaders, BEES, BeeSlapAntsAway, defense mechanism, flying away, hard return, honeybee, insect behavior, insect communication, insect warfare, natural defense, Pace, research, slap, tennis player, Twist, winding up, Wings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the bees are the ultimate warriors! Imagine getting slapped by a honeybee and being sent flying like an ant! Our bees are trained in the ancient art of bee-fu and will defend their hives with all their might. Watch as they twist and turn like tennis players on steroids, ready to deliver a smackdown to any intruders. So if you’re looking for a server with a buzz, join us now and experience the thrill of bee combat like never before!

Islands where mods are treated like contraband and survival is a joke

Adventure, Challenges, collaborations, Community, Competitions, Conquer, Contraband, Dimensions, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Hardware, Islands, JOKE, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Other, Performance, Prizes, Resources, Server, Stability, Structures, Survival, TREATED, Updates

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Minecraft Server Overview:

Customized Gameplay	Immerse yourself in a meticulously crafted world featuring a unique blend of mods.
Endless Exploration	Discover new biomes, dimensions, and challenges to keep you engaged for hours.
Thriving Community	Join a vibrant community of players who share your passion for modded Minecraft.
Fair and Friendly Environment	Enjoy a server environment that prioritizes fairness, respect, and fun.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events and competitions designed to test your skills.

Why Choose Us:

Stable and Lag-Free	Our server is hosted on powerful hardware to ensure minimal downtime and optimal performance.
Constant Updates	We stay up-to-date with the latest mods and Minecraft updates for dynamic gameplay.

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server using the IP Address [srv29.godlike.club:26492].

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: We have custom mods that enhance gameplay and offer a unique experience.

Q: Is there a discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join our discord server for more information at [https://discord.gg/5AZ2KSURNQ].

SoulCraft Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, deep, emotional, Engaging, evocative, games, Heartfelt, Immersive, Impactful, Introspective, introspective gameplay, Meaningful, Melancholic, Minecraft, Moving, Profound, Server, soul-stirring, Soulcraft, Soulful, storytelling, Thought-provoking, touching

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack soul? Well, look no further because our server is the most soulful place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make your heart sing with joy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. The pig led them on a wild quest to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who found it. Along the way, they encountered a group of friendly zombies who just wanted to have a dance party. It was a truly soulful experience that they will never forget.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep, a secret underground disco club run by creepers, and a magical forest where the trees sing songs of joy. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most soulful games you’ve ever played in your life!

MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	837
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Animals Bred:	51
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!