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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3853 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 268 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!