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VoxCraft Minecraft Server

campaign finance, Disclosure, election loan, european politics, far right, far-right party, financial disclosure, Hard-right, Hungarian bank, Identity, Lender, loan investigation, loan scandal, loan transparency, Minecraft, political corruption, political financing, Server, Spanish politics, transparency, Viktor Orbán, Vox party, Voxcraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of viktor orban out of diamond blocks because we got a secret €9 million loan from a mysterious hungarian bank! maybe it’s actually viktor himself who knows! build your own secret underground base and plot world domination with your fellow players! who needs disclosure when you can have diamond statues and shady loans amirite? join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky shenanigans!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, current events, Drawpile, Encrypted Master Tapes, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Scene One, Server, signal search, special program, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Trailer, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	9574	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Votes:	5275
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server for the ultimate “Tour de Inferno” experience where you’ll be faced with fiery challenges and epic quests that will test your skills to the limit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary agents like Caesar King and Burnice White who will guide you on your journey to greatness. Watch out for Jane Doe and her Sharpened Stinger as they search for hidden treasures in the depths of our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive events like the “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that hold the key to untold riches. Plus, don’t miss out on the “Camellia Golden Week” celebration where you can party like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on an immersive tactical drill that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the upcoming event “Scene One, Take One!” where you can show off your skills and claim your rightful place as a Minecraft legend.

But that’s not all, redeem our special codes like ZENLESSGIFT and BANDP43VW to unlock exclusive rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Who I Am in Minecraft SMP

Identity, Minecraft, personal branding, recognition, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, self-recognition, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	137	Players Killed by Monsters:	997

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy. Yes, you heard that right. LLAMAS. And if you want to join our exclusive llama gang, you better start mining for emeralds because that’s our currency, baby!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of hostile chickens who have a taste for human flesh. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken army and claim the treasure for yourself?

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and whisper sweet nothings in their ear? So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, llama-filled world. Say my name…if you dare!

DILF Hike Adventure

Adventure, Communication, compromise, consideration, DILF, family bonding, family dynamics, family traditions, family vacation, father in-law, FITNESS, generational differences, health and wellness, hike, Hiking, hiking etiquette, holiday activities, outdoor activity, Outdoor Adventure, physical limitations, vacation memories, vacation planning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for the most epic adventures and challenges that will make you huff and puff just like OP’s FIL on that fateful hike!

Our server is perfect for young, fit, and active players who are ready to conquer mountains (figuratively and literally). We promise to never drag you into anything you’re not prepared for, unlike poor FIL who was left gasping for air on that hike.

With crazy quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are always up for a challenge, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t get sick from all the excitement (unless you’re prone to motion sickness from all the virtual jumping and running).

So come join us and show FIL that you can handle anything that comes your way, even if it means climbing virtual mountains with ease. Who needs a cruise ship when you can sail through our Minecraft world with adrenaline-pumping adventures at every turn?

SongQuest Minecraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song ever, classic song, favorite artist, favorite lyrics, Favorite music genre, favorite tune, greatest song of all time, memorable song, Minecraft, Music, music lover, music playlist, smp, song of the day, Song recommendation, SongQuest, timeless music, top hit song, top music pick, TOP SONG, ultimate song choice, unforgettable song

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to jam out to the most epic tunes while building your blocky empire! We have a DJ villager who spins the sickest beats all day long, from creeper dubstep to zombie rock – you name it, we’ve got it!

Join our server and you’ll never have to listen to “C418 – Sweden” on loop ever again. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic jukebox in the land, you’ll unlock a secret underground dance party where even the Ender Dragon gets down!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the music take you to new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Pixel Love Connection

Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, Consistency, dating preferences, emotional connection, growth together, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal values, Physical attraction, PIXEL, relationships, shared interests, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring or two. Join now and swipe right on that special someone mining for your heart!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where contestants compete for the chance to win a romantic date with the most sought-after dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to steal their heart and fly off into the sunset together?

So why settle for a boring old single-player world when you can join our server and embark on a quest for love, diamonds, and maybe even a happily ever after? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your player two – join us today!

FrenchJihadMCServer

Charlie Hebdo attackers, extremism, French jihadist, FrenchJihadMCServer, ISLAMIC STATE, radicalization, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism laws, terrorism plot, terrorism prevention, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism suspect, terrorism trial, terrorism trial update, terrorism-related offences, trial

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchantments Applied:	179	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so like, u know how some people like to play Minecraft and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got crazier stuff than a French jihadist linked to Charlie Hebdo attackers, dude.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic battles and build the most insane structures. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures.

plus, our community is like, super cool. we all have each other’s backs and we’re always down for a good laugh. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a trial for terrorism-related offences.

ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded

ammunition, Armed Forces, Army, Brigades, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, Equipment, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, national security, SECURITY, Shortage, Ukraine, weapons, WepzNeeded, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho

Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

ageing, aging, Allowed, BIAS, blocky, brain network changes, cognitive decline, discrimination, equality, health disparities, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, long-term effects, mental health, minority populations, neuroscience, prejudice, racism, research, Social Issues, social justice, societal impact, stress, study

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3474
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	593	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!