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HeroineTooOP Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, Bikini, comedy, Cute girls, ecchi, episode, fanservice, heroine, HeroineTooOP, high school, japanese animation, long tail tags, Minecraft, Oosugiru, romance, School, slice of life, smp, swimsuit, tv show, WEEKLY

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every week is a swimsuit episode! That’s right, we’re bringing the beach vibes to your blocky world with our bikini-clad players strutting their stuff on the virtual sand. Who needs real-life sun and surf when you can have pixelated pools and palm trees?

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dolphin, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it in the depths of the ocean. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Dolphin and wished for unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further than our resident llama, Larry. Larry has a habit of stealing players’ prized possessions and hiding them in his secret llama lair. Will you be the one to outsmart Larry and reclaim your stolen goods? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of swimsuits, diamonds, and llama shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our blocky paradise?

ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9542	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6740	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	123	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	1167	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8184
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Votes:	4163
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2281
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Potions Brewed:	186	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	114
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!