smp funny – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition
aggravations, agitations, annoyance, annoyances, bothers, bothersome, DISLIKES, disturbances, Edition, Frustrations, inconveniences, irritants, irritations, little things, minor annoyances, nuisances, oddball, PeeveCraft, pet peeve, QUIRKS, uncommon, vexations
Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!
Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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WarCraftMillionaires
affluent individuals, economic development, economic impact, economic indicators, Economic prosperity, economic resilience, economic trends, economy growth, finance, financial status, Financial Success, Millionaires, russia, Russian economy, russian society, Russian wealth, sanctions, War, WarCraftMillionaires, wealth, wealth distribution
Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that the number of Russian dollar millionaires is like, skyrocketing despite all the war and sanctions going on? It’s like they’re building diamond mansions in the middle of a battlefield or something, it’s crazy!
So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).
Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.
So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!

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SunSurvivorsCraft
astronomical distance, balance, celestial bodies Sun’s proximity, Distance, distance from sun Sunlight, Earth, ENERGY, Life, life on Earth Sun’s rays, life support, life sustenance, orbit Solar system, Sun, SunSurvivorsCraft, Survival, warmth
join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server!

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Sphinx | PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP
#youtube, Active, Adult, Adultserver, Anarchy, Bedwars, Claims, Community, Discord, DreamSMP, English, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, java, Lore, Minecraft, Modded, Noclaims, Nogrief, Origin, Origins, Originssmp, Overpowered, Owners, Player Base, PLAYER LORE, Plus13, proximity voice chat, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, smp, Sphinx, Staff Team, Survival, Thoroughly Tested, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, Voicechat, Voiceproximitychat, weekend, Whitelist
.+* Sphinx *+.
SPHINX IS A PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP
Hello there stranger. I’m Fox, one of the two owners of Sphinx.Underneath this message, you can read a few facts about the server and decide if it sounds like something for you. If it does, please use the Discord link below 🙂
https://discord.gg/KJTmMbCueV
Welcome From the whole staff team of Sphinx!
136.243.36.97:25881
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Fermium MC: Where you can slowly level up your tools and pretend you’re a Minecraft blacksmith

Backpacks, Bank, blacksmith, Custom Crops, custom fishing, Custom items (ex: world expander), Custom models (ex: furniture), Custom ores (based on terraria), Daily Quests, Death Chests, Fermium, filtered hoppers, infernal mobs, Inv backups (up to 50 per player), Item recycle, Land Claims, LEVEL, Leveled mobs for challenge, Minecraft, Player shop plots at spawn, PRETEND, PvE, server map, Slowly, Spawn plots, Temp fly, Tools, upgradable hoppers, Youre

Fermium MC Survival Overview

Features
Custom crops and farming
Upgradable spawners
Upgradable hoppers
Filtered hoppers
Spawn plots
Custom fishing
Custom ores (based on terraria)
Custom weapons, armor and tools
Custom items (ex: world expander)
Custom models (ex: furniture)
Infinite blocks (builders love those)
Inv backups (up to 50 per player)
Item recycle (recycle your items)
Player shop plots at spawn
Leveled mobs for challenge
Infernal mobs
Death Chests
Tool leveling
Chest sort
Temp fly
Land claims
Quests
Daily quests
Backpacks
Bank
Server map
Builder wands
Sell wands
Chat games
Custom currency
Rotating shop
Jobs
Player warps
Marriage system
Pet petting
Ranks
Shopkeepers
Vote party
Quarries
Skills
Races

FAQ

Q: How can I join Fermium MC Survival?

A: You can join us by connecting to the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

Q: How many players are on the server?

A: We have a small but friendly community of around 10 players.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers extensive features such as custom crops, upgradable spawners, filtered hoppers, custom weapons and armor, tool leveling, and much more.

Q: Can I create my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, the server provides player shop plots at spawn where you can set up your own shop.

Q: Are there quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server has both quests and daily quests for players to complete.

Q: Is there a marriage system on the server?

A: Yes, players can participate in a marriage system on Fermium MC Survival.

TubularCraft Minecraft Server
Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, mozumi main thread, Retro Chuubas, retro games, Retro Streams, Server, Tsunderia Extended, TubularCraft, V&U, Vtubers
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat about Vtubers who love retro games while building your own retro-inspired world? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming!
Join us for epic discussions about Vtubers who love throwing it back to the good old days of gaming. Want to team up with other players to create a Divegrass team and dominate the competition? We got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Lumi ARG and uncover the secrets hidden within. Who knows what mysteries await you in this virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the retro fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare retro games and Vtuber memorabilia. The possibilities are endless on our server!

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Azura’s Mispronounced Minecraft Server
azura, Azuras, Cat People, Cultural differences, daedric prince, elder scrolls, FANTASY, fictional languages, Gaming, Khajiit culture, Khajiit speech patterns, khajiits, linguistic quirks, Lore, Minecraft, Mispronounced, mispronunciation, pronunciation, role playing, Server, Skyrim, Tamriel, video games
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where khajiits roam the lands and pronounce Azura’s name wrong just for fun!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of khajiits appear, singing Azura’s name in the most hilarious way possible. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the mispronunciation madness!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where the Endermen are the best dancers! So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and experience the chaos for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mispronounce Azura’s name together!

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MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server
cleaning, cleanliness, Dogs, elderly dog, family dynamics, hands and knees scrubbing, household chores, housing debate, kennel, MeOrTheDog, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, pet accidents, pet care, pet care responsibilities, pet diapers, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, Server, tile floors, work-life balance
Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!
Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.
With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.
Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

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NoRegretsCraft
Activity, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, Etiquette, Event, Expectations, Food, friendship, NoRegretsCraft, personal time, Preferences, quality time, Respect, road trip, social dynamics, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this friendship? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft your way through crazy situations just like this one.
Just like this friend, our server has unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual argument over which block to use for your castle!
But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always take a break and explore our world filled with unique activities. Just like trying out new foods, trying out new challenges in Minecraft can be a fun and exciting experience.
So come join us on our server, where friendships may be tested, but the fun never ends. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – unlike this unfortunate real-life situation.

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ComplimentCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you’ll never look at a regular old dirt block the same way again.

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