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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4672 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 760 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!