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Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

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Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington

Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Now You Have No Excuse Not To Play Suicide Squad Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Suicide Squad of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building secret underground lairs to hide from the evil Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild that even the chickens have attitude problems.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie pigman to follow you around and protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to ruin your day. Plus, every full moon we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best blocky dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun or else the llamas will come for you.

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Crypto Bullrun Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, bullrun, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Financial, Future, investing, learn from mistakes, market, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, opportunity, profit, regret, reminder, smp, Technology, Trading, wealth

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures because you’re too busy thinking about crypto? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of the crypto world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild quests, battling fearsome mobs, and building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your diamond armor into leather, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave the world of crypto behind – trust us, the only bull run you’ll be missing out on here is the one where a pack of bulls stampedes through your base!

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Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord

Air, angel beats!, bonus quartz, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, guaranteed SS banner, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, WARLORD, YuRi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

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The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

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The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

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haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

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Tony (on his burner account) posting again about how much he loves Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the drama never stops and the laughs never end.

Picture this: Tony, on his super secret burner account, is constantly posting about how much he misses Cody. Who is Cody? Nobody knows, but the mystery surrounding their relationship is enough to keep everyone on the edge of their seats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sheep Whisperer, a player who has tamed every sheep in the land and built a massive wool empire. Rumor has it that they communicate with the sheep through interpretive dance.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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BroCraft: Where Misogyny Meets Minecraft Madness! Join us for epic adventures and questionable banter!

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Hey all you crazy Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to join a server where the only evil thing is how insanely fun it is? Come join us on a server where the only oppression is how addictive it is!

I mean, just imagine waiting 300 seconds to post something… that’s like, practically a lifetime in Minecraft time! And don’t even get me started on how many femtoseconds that is in the future – it’s like, mind-blowingly long!

So come on, join us on a server where the only thing you’ll be oppressed by is your own inability to stop playing. Trust me, it’s so worth it!

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Toro League RP

Battletower, Characters, Chisel&Bits, Crayfish, Creative, Custom Map, Decocraft, decoration mods, Dojo, E4, Gyms, Harvestcraft, Legendaries, Littletiles, Lore, Meta, Mods, Mythicals, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Regional forms, Roleplay, Roleplaying, slice of life, storytelling, Systems, Text RP, texture pack, Towns, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

We’re a whitelisted, Pixelmon roleplaying server based in the world of Pokemon that has been running since 2013! We use Pixelmon and various other mods to create a unique and pure RP experience. We focus on characters, storytelling, worldbuilding and all that fun stuff you expect out of a text RP server. This isn’t a RPG – or Survival based server, we’re not even truly a Pixelmon server – you can have a completely fun time without even focusing on any battling or catching sort of mechanics. So if you’re interested in our little slice of life, please check us out on our site!

<> RP focused! You don’t even need to battle! <> DECORATION MODs! Littletiles + Chisel&Bits + Decocraft + Crayfish! Harvestcraft! More!! <> NO DONATION SHOP! NO PAY TO WIN! <> 9 Towns to Live in & Homes to fully decorate! <> 8 Gyms to conquer, who have level 100 teams <> E4 / BATTLETOWER / DOJO! <> Max IVs for free, to balance the playing field <> Lore that has been built upon for years <> Custom: Map / Plugins / Mod / Texture Pack / Pokemon Textures <> Systems that let you RP WHO you want to be! Make money doing anything you want! <> Unique Meta! Legendries banned – mythicals balanced and earned through RP! <> Custom Regional Forms! ! !

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Power Pvp

KitPvP, origin powers, Power Pvp, PvP, random kits, Server, Survival Games

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SkyLyfe VS Hypixel

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Hypixel VS SkyLyfe

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded at times
Wide variety of minigames	Some games may be overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Occasional server lag

SkyLyfe

Pros	Cons
Unique twist on Skyblock gameplay	Smaller player base
Custom dungeons and quests	May not appeal to all players due to its specific theme
Active and diverse community	Limited gameplay compared to a larger server like Hypixel

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel or SkyLyfe better for minigames?

Hypixel is better known for its wide variety of minigames, while SkyLyfe offers a unique twist on Skyblock gameplay with custom dungeons and quests.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a massive player base compared to SkyLyfe.

Which server is better for new players?

Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to the variety of games offered, while SkyLyfe’s specific theme may not appeal to all players.

Spamcraft: Asian Cop Edition – Join Now for LOLs & High Traffic Fun on ‘>be jap policeman’ Server!

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🤣👮‍♂️ So you wanna be a Japanese policeman huh? Well, have I got the perfect server for you! Picture this: you’re patrolling the streets of Tokyo, keeping the peace and fighting crime when suddenly… a gang of creepers start causing chaos! That’s right, on our server, Minecraft mobs have evolved into criminal masterminds and it’s up to you to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has special quests where you can team up with your fellow officers to solve mysteries, uncover secret hideouts, and even take down a dragon kingpin who’s been terrorizing the city. And let’s not forget about the annual sushi-making competition, where the winner gets to ride a llama through the streets while wearing a kimono made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for, officer? Join our server now and become the hero Tokyo deserves (and maybe get a promotion while you’re at it)! 😉👮‍♂️🐉🍣

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DamianGamingMC

Skyblock

Welcome to DamianGamingMC! Immerse yourself in endless adventures and boundless creativity within our vibrant Minecraft community. Explore, build, and connect with fellow gamers as you embark on epic quests and conquer challenges. Join us today and let the journey begin! Discover new friends, build amazing structures, and embark on epic adventures in our ever-expanding world. With regular updates and a welcoming community, there’s always something new to explore on DamianGamingMC. Join us today and start your Minecraft journey!

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MythicDragon

Bedwars, Community, Community Events, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Enjoyable, Events, Factions, Fun, Hungarian, hungarian server, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, MythicDragon, OPkingdoms, PvP, Quests, Roles, Server, Survival

A hungarian OPkingdoms server with a lots of minigames and events with a enjoyable communitie. If you are interested join in our communitie

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3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

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OverWorldmc

argentina, CONTENT, Economy, Hosted, OverWorldmc., PvP, Server, Survival, things to do

Survivalop hosted server in Argentina with a lot of content and things to do, enter now!!!!!

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PieceSignCraft – The ultimate Minecraft server where you can make peace signs and build to your heart’s content!

Body language, BUILD, Communication, CONTENT, Cultural differences, cultural practices, Gestures, global traditions, hand gestures, hand signals, Hearts, international customs, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, Peace, peace gesture, peace sign, peace symbol, piece sign, PieceSignCraft, Server, signs, social norms, symbolic gestures, symbols, Traditions, Ultimate, Unity

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be making peace signs in your country just to show how much fun you’re having here!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and zombies all night long!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and trees grow cookies instead of fruit. Only the bravest players dare to explore this strange world, so are you up for the challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the cheese wizard, but that’s a story for another day).

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