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  • ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

    ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6735
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2187 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
    Server Type Survival
    Active Since Over 1 year
    Current Players 2 (actively recruiting)
    Requirements Premium account, +17 years old
    Server IP Hosting with Essentials

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server public or private? The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
    Can players collaborate on projects? Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
    How can I join the server? Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyLoveCraft

    PuppyLoveCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3618
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

    4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

    5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

    Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6756
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Villages Defended: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

    But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

    And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

    So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5497
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

    Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

    But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

    Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6224
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

    Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5026
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 3783
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Potatoland SMP Overview
    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Features

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

    Is the server currently under development?

    Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

    Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8550
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Void Armor Forged: 27
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

    So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Jewels

    Blocky Jewels
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 7636
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crops Grown: 3098
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Emeralds Found: 8354

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!

    VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9560
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t support Mori, Kronii, Baelz, or Ame because they are just not cute enough for our cute girls doing cute things vibe. These girls are anathema to our values and we will never forgive them for their past sins.

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the clutches of these lazy ironic weebs and spiteful bitches. We offer a safe haven for true fans of cute girls doing cute things, where you can build, explore, and create without the drama of HoloLive rejects.

    Join us and bask in the glory of true cuteness, where second chances are reserved for those who truly deserve it. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who know what it means to support the right kind of girls.

    So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles between players and mobs. Build your own paradise and leave the drama of HoloLive behind. Because let’s face it, these girls couldn’t even handle being waitresses, let alone survive in our Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeehawCraft: Where we do things the American way… in Minecraft!

    YeehawCraft: Where we do things the American way… in Minecraft!
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1460
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is as American as apple pie and fireworks on the Fourth of July! Join us for a wild ride filled with red, white, and blue explosions, where you can build your very own Mount Rushmore out of diamond blocks and ride around on a bald eagle as your trusty steed. Why do Americans do this, you ask? Because we believe in freedom, creativity, and blowing stuff up for fun! So come on down and join us for the most patriotic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs logic when you have freedom and fireworks?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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