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Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	801134	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	306
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	731808
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	102	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8245
Votes:	151	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!