smoothie making Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

Apology, bathroom habits, communication problems, condescension, criticism, Edition, Empathy, Frustration, good intentions, Gratitude, interrupting, lack of appreciation, listening skills, marital conflicts, misunderstandings, morning routines, negative responses, relationship issues, sensitivity, smoothie making, SmoothieCraft, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	96
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4984
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4590
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3656	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4334	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	6953	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!