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Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

Air, courtroom drama, courtroom tension, courtroom thriller, crime drama, criminal defense, criminal justice, justice system, Lawyer, lawyer movie, legal case, legal drama, legal profession, Legal System, legal thriller, legal thriller film, legal thriller genre, lincoln, Lincoln Lawyer, Matthew McConaughey, Minecraft, smoothest slop, smp, suspenseful movie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

Cozy Questlands

Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Cozy Questlands is a welcoming and immersive Minecraft SMP server where adventure meets community! Explore vast landscapes, embark on thrilling quests, and build your dream home in a cozy, friendly environment. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a first-time player, Cozy Questlands offers something for everyone.

Enjoy a peaceful, non-competitive atmosphere where collaboration is key, and creativity knows no bounds. With active staff, regular events, and a strong sense of community, Cozy Questlands is the perfect place to relax, create, and adventure together.

Farmland.mcplay.fun

VioletCraft

Additions, Arena, Brazilian, Brazilian server, Claims, Clans, Community, Gaming, Join, legendary items, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, VioletCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5650
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

VioletCraft! A Brazilian server with vanilla mechanics and additions!

Here you find: – MCMMO – Clans – Claims – Spawn / Arena – PvP – Legendary Items

Come join!

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Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, Behavior, Community, crafted, cyberbullying, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, harmful content, Hate Speech, internet, Live, offensive, ONLINE, online harassment, Realm, Site, social media, toxic environment, trolling, UNACCEPTABLE, Video

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	236
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Zombie Dances:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. It’s like Steve on steroids, building epic structures and slaying zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

You’ll be mining for days, crafting like a boss, and battling mobs like a true warrior. And the best part? You can do whatever the heck you want! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the heck not!

Plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. And did I mention the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and mystery? Yeah, we got those too.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the other side, bro!

MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server

aita, bare minimum, Cancer, comfort, decision, Diagnosis, family, Funeral, Girlfriend, Grief, guilt trip, Hasty, Minecraft, MumzFuneral, partner, passed away, relationship, selfish, Server, Support, Treatment, UNFAIR

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	995	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than this guy’s girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or dealing with real-life creepers like this guy’s ex.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

PuppyPottyPlunder

Apartments, Backlash, bathroom, Business, City area, classist, Dogs, fenced off, grassy area, landscapers, pet owners, pick up after your dog, prejudice, public space, PuppyPottyPlunder, renters, RESPONSIBILITY, Shit, Signage, social media, Urban

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	6211	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and enjoy a grassy area free of dog poop! Our 20ft by 20ft square of green goodness is the perfect spot to relax and build your dream Minecraft creations without worrying about stepping in any surprises.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual city, complete with apartments and businesses – but rest assured, there will be no dog poop to clean up here! Our virtual landscapers are on hand to keep the grassy area pristine and poop-free, so you can focus on building the Minecraft empire of your dreams.

Don’t let social media backlash deter you – on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the clean, poop-free environment we provide. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BeliefCraft

belief change, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief revision, belief systems, belief transformation, BeliefCraft, Beliefs, changing beliefs, critical thinking, disbelief, disbelief in certain ideas, evolving beliefs, letting go, letting go of old beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, reevaluating beliefs, self reflection, skepticism

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of believing in boring stuff like gravity and the tooth fairy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we don’t believe in anything! That’s right, we’re a server full of non-believers who think the world is flat and that diamonds are actually made of cheese. Join us for a wacky adventure where pigs can fly and creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. So if you’re ready to let go of reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, then this is the server for you!

MuskCraft: Democracy Threatened!

activism, billionaire, controversy, criticism, Democracy, extremism, far right, germany, Government, influence, Musk, MuskCraft, polarization, Politics, power, public opinion, Scholz, social media, society, Support, threat, threatened

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4285
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures and da most insane builds u ever seen.

we gotz a story where elon musk joined and started building rocket ships to fly to mars in minecraft. but den, outta nowhere, a bunch of far-right aliens attacked and tried to take over da server.

but dont worry, we gotz u covered with our epic mods and admins who will protect u from any crazy threats. join now and be part of da most wild and wacky minecraft server out there. u wont regret it, trust me.

CraftyLove: Travel, Movies, & Dining

Consumption, CraftyLove, Dining, dining out, experiential purchases, gender differences, image, joint consumption, material purchases, Men, movies, practical image, Preferences, relational satisfaction, relationships, romantic relationships, satisfaction, study, travel, Traveling, warmth, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6640
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Men, let me tell you something. If you want to impress your girl and keep that relationship spicy, you gotta join this server. We got all the experiential purchases you could ever dream of – traveling to different biomes, watching epic movies in our virtual theater, and dining out at the fanciest pixelated restaurants. Your girl will be swooning in no time!

And ladies, if you want to show off your practical side while still looking hot, then this server is for you. We’ve got all the material purchases you could ever want to make your Minecraft character look like a boss. From designer armor to blinged-out weapons, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Elysian-MC

Economy, Factions, FTB, Multiplayer Survival Creative PvP Adventure Economy Roleplay Minigames Skyblock Parkour Quests Mods Plugins Custom Community Exploration Building Events Bosses Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Potions Brewed:	147
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Farms Harvested:	528

A Two Joe’s + A Shmoe’s Server, Here To Eliminate Abusive Admins, And Create The Elysian Gaming Empire Everyone Deserves.

Ranks, Kits, Factions, And More! Come Join

51.79.44.14:25574

MineBeach

AGGRESSIVE, alliances, Bedwars, combat-based challenges, competitive elements., Cross-Play, destroy, Economy, Events, gaming experience, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, MineBeach, Minecraft, mini game, Mini Games, Protect, PvP, Rivalries, Server, strategic combat, Survival, team-based

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	New Chunks Explored:	948809

MineBeach is a dynamic Minecraft server featuring a Lifesteal mode, where players lose hearts upon death but can regain them by eliminating other players. This server offers an intense PvP experience with a strong emphasis on survival and strategic combat. Players are encouraged to be aggressive, forming alliances or rivalries to dominate the server.

In the future, the server plans to expand by adding additional game modes, including Bedwars, a popular team-based mini-game where players must protect their beds while trying to destroy their opponents’ beds, and PvP, featuring various combat-based challenges and events to test players’ fighting skills.

With these upcoming additions, MineBeach will offer a well-rounded gaming experience, combining classic Minecraft gameplay with intense, competitive elements that will keep players engaged and coming back for more.

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