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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9257 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!
