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CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	225	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3636
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Animals Bred:	105	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9563	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4174

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Votes:	5304

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.