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CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Items Found:	9000	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8074	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2542	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Void Gems Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	801
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	224
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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