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Legs Out, Blocks Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Great Leg Uncovering of 2021, where women all over the Minecraft world start revealing their legs and feet! It’s a scandalous event that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toe Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the prettiest toes in all the land. Trust us, things can get pretty heated when toenails are involved.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover a few secrets of your own along the way!

New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!

And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchantments Applied:	117
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can fuse your Minecraft blocks together to create insane new creations. With our Megaten Fusion Tools, you can let your creativity run wild and become the ultimate fusion master!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive access to the Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2 soundtracks. Jam out to some sick beats while you mine and craft your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just watch our New Vengeance trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftMingle: Where even Steve found love faster than you

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Tired of getting cucked by Chad? Join our Minecraft server and build your own harem of pixelated waifus who will never leave you for a block-headed stud. Our server is filled with players who have been through heartbreak and betrayal, but have found solace in the virtual world of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend on our server – so start digging and find your true love (or at least some shiny rocks)! Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this world, you’re the one who holds the pickaxe.

Pixelated Politics: Where Creepers Run for Office and Endermen Endorse Candidates

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Emeralds Found:	9988
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of dealing with political drama and chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying politicians ruining the vibe.

Imagine a world where you can create your own utopia, free from the rants and raves of power-hungry leaders. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and build the city of your dreams.

Say goodbye to divisive politics and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and help us create a better world for our virtual children!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Star Shards Collected:	69	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of virtual characters who are ready to take you on a wild adventure! From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who can mine diamonds with her mind, this server is full of surprises!

Join us on this server where you can team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, the master of redstone, or challenge Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 to a build-off competition. And don’t forget about the legendary Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, who can summon a dragon to protect your base!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, who can turn your enemies into harmless sheep with a wave of her hand. Plus, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ can create a magical potion that gives you superhuman strength!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure guarded by the mischievous Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

TNTio’s Funhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smrdia’s Revenge: Poo Poo Platter Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, Conflict, heritage, History, injustice, Jews, Loss, madness, Minecraft, nation, nationalism, past, persecution, platter, Poo, prideful kingdom, prosecution, Revenge, Serbia, Smrdia, Smrdias, Smrds, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being prosecuted by Smrds and their Jewish masters in real life Serbia? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where you can reclaim the pride of the once great kingdom of Serbia! Join us and build your own virtual empire, free from persecution and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can rule over a pixelated paradise? Join now and show those Smrds who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Casual Sex, CREEPERS, DATING, mental health, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-restraint, worries

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Animals Bred:	138
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of endlessly searching for the perfect partner in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to find your perfect in-game soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a long-term Minecraft partnership that will last for eternity (or at least until the server resets)? Plus, with our amazing community of players, you’ll never be short on potential partners to choose from. So why settle for just one woman a week when you can have a whole server full of them? Join us now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!