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DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3190
Potions Brewed:	164	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7827	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	465	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4733
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	214	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.