Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3397	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1556
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

Attack, Conflict, CraftyIranRetaliationFun, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, Fronts, Geopolitics, international relations, Iranian retaliation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, preemptive strike, Regional threats, SECURITY, Serious preparation, strategic planning, Tensions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	2476
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	137

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

application-based, armor stands, Bread, Builders, BUTTERED, Community, content creators, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, LoafCraft, player heads, Protection, rules, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, worry-free

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

DrCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ores Mined:	9397
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	292468	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2552	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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