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AddictCraft Minecraft Server

sugary drinks, binge watching, late night snacking, caffeine addiction, AddictCraft

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of adrenaline that comes with dodging creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you find yourself craving the pixelated thrill of exploring vast virtual worlds and battling virtual dragons? Then boy oh boy, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.

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CancerCraft Server: Smokin’ Highs

Rates, lung cancer, Cancer, addiction, tobacco industry

Yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that if u join, ur chances of gettin’ struck by lightning and turnin’ into a supercharged creeper increase by 1000%! Who needs boring ol’ regular servers when u can be part of the most epic, craziest, and wildest Minecraft community ever?! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous!

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CraftyNicotineRelief

nicotine replacement therapy, quitting smoking, emphysema, respiratory health, harmful effects

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CIGARETTES as a power up that gives you super speed and makes you invincible for 10 seconds! imagine running around the map like a crazy person, smoking your way to victory! but be careful, too many cigarettes and you might get addicted and start speaking in french! oui oui mon ami! join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

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CognitiveCrafters

habits, mental health, aging, older adults, addiction

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

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Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife

18-30yrs, long-term effects, Midlife, lifestyle factors, inflammation and cognition

hey u, ya u, do u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz get dis, dis server has been proven by SCIENCE to make u smarter in da long run. like, if u join dis server now, u will be like einstein by da time u hit middle age.

so like, if u want to be a genius and pwn some noobs at da same time, den u gotta join dis server ASAP. forget about all dose other servers, dis one is da real deal. trust me, i read it in a science book once.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join dis server and become a minecraft mastermind in no time. da world is waiting for ur big brain plays, so hop on and start flexing ur intellectual muscles. let’s get smart and crafty together! 🧠🎮

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BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

smoking, Store, Fourth of July, Argument, cow

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

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NoWeedOnWheelsCraft

grocery shopping, Weed, nagging, husband, Communication

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore! Our server is a weed-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any accidental pot smoking in the virtual world. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

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CraftyCoffeeCraze

Communication, age, coffee, Lazy, smoking

Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.

We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!

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SisNoEntryNotifyPlz

welcome, family, SisNoEntryNotifyPlz, porch, driveway

Are you tired of surprise visits from family members who judge your smoking and drinking habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no unexpected drop-ins from judgmental siblings, only fun and games in a drama-free environment.

Join us and build your dream world where your sister can’t just show up unannounced and ruin your chill vibes. Let your creativity run wild without the fear of family drama following you. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with nosy relatives.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the real-life chaos for a world where you’re the master of your own domain. Say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a peaceful gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with family drama any day!

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VapeCraft32.5%

addiction, Proportion, Vaping, 20mg/ml, tobacco

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

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