Smoking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PreggoPuffCraft

good news, husband, Poison, Hosting, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

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BabyBounce Minecraft Server

blunt, Disrespect, overreacting, Marijuana, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there will be no secondhand smoke, only secondhand fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky blunts and baby creepers. Our staff is always here to make sure your virtual lungs stay smoke-free, because we care about your health even in the pixelated world.

Don’t worry about offending anyone with your smoke-free stance, because here, we only get offended if you don’t build the most epic treehouse or if you forget to feed your virtual chickens. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind, because on our server, the only thing getting lit is our glowstone lamps!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server

miscarriage, Understanding, trust issues, Date night, kissing baby

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And the best part? Our community is filled with players who will have your back no matter what, unlike a certain mother-in-law we know.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that our virtual world is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would want to join (but don’t worry, we’ll keep her out). Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

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VapeCraft: Depressed Teens Edition

adolescent depression, high school, mental health issues, Behavior, vape

come join our minecraft server, where we have the most lit parties and the craziest adventures! we got depressed adolescents vaping left and right, it’s like a vape nation up in here! if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join our server and start puffin’ on them e-cigarettes like there’s no tomorrow. we even have a special vape room where you can blow sick clouds and show off your skills. who needs therapy when you can just vape your problems away in minecraft? join now and let’s get this party started!

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RoomieLiesOut Minecraft Server

Server, BETRAYAL, kicking out, wet floor, lying..

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mystery and intrigue that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your door mysteriously swinging open on its own, only to find your roommate standing in the hallway like a shadowy figure. Will they claim they were in the bathroom, watching a video, or playing a game? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your roommate as they gaslight you into thinking you’re crazy for seeing what you saw. Will they use the classic “I must have blacked out” excuse or resort to peeing in a cup to avoid confrontation? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure that will have you kicking out roommates and questioning reality in no time!

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CreeperCrew Bday Bash – No Coworkers Allowed!

Allowed, cussing, guilt trip, misunderstandings, smoking

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for having a good time with your coworkers? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind! We promise no one will cry or guilt trip you for not inviting them to Applebees on your birthday.

Our server is a place where you can smoke devil lettuce (or not, we don’t judge), cuss like a sailor, and have crazy but funny conversations with players of all ages. We even have a special area for religious players where they can peacefully pray to the Minecraft gods.

So come join us and leave the Hannahs of the world behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together without any guilt trips or drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than Applebees.

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VaxxSmackinDad420

Conversation, consent, anti-vax, Chemicals, Humiliation

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can roast anti-vaxxers and their flawed logic? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of calling out ridiculous beliefs while building your own virtual world.

Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!

Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

genetics, sagging skin, collagen depletion, wisdom, lack of exercise

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

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SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

parental expectations, personal values, NoCigs4Mom, refusal, SurgeryCraft

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

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MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem

MILFree, toxic relationship, Disrespect, rocky relationship, parenting

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about MIL drama! Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without any toxic family members ruining your day.

Join us and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws, just like you wish you could in real life. Show off your creativity and escape the chaos of family drama by joining our server today!

And don’t worry, there’s no smoking allowed in our virtual world, so your kids can play without coming home smelling like cigarettes. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with difficult family members and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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