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SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom
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Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?
Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

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MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem
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Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about MIL drama! Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without any toxic family members ruining your day.
Join us and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws, just like you wish you could in real life. Show off your creativity and escape the chaos of family drama by joining our server today!
And don’t worry, there’s no smoking allowed in our virtual world, so your kids can play without coming home smelling like cigarettes. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with difficult family members and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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WifeSmokeNoGoAITA
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

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BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition
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join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.
we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

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NoSmokinRoomAITAH
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Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?
So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

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WifeSwapCraft
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Are you tired of arguing with your spouse over their bad habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will judge you for your energy drink addiction or vaping habit. Plus, our virtual kidney stones are way less painful than the real ones – trust us, we’ve done the research. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who knew quitting bad habits could be so fun in block form?

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CigCraft: Drop It Like IDF
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yo yo yo come join our wacky minecraft server where we drop cigarettes like the IDF airdrops in Gaza Strip! why? because smoking is bad but playing on our server is worse in a good way!
imagine building your own virtual cigarette factory and trading smokes with other players for diamonds and emeralds. or maybe you want to start a virtual war with your friends over who gets the last pack of Marlboros.
our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a warzone but with less explosions and more blocky pigs. join now and experience the chaos and craziness of our cigarette-themed minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you run out of cigarettes, then you might regret it a little).

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SmokeFreeMommaCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a family reunion gone wrong, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, just like the OP trying to convince their mom to wash her clothes before holding the baby. Will you choose to cave and let the drama unfold, or stand your ground and risk offending your loved ones?
With a community as diverse as the OP’s family, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
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come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

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HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.
And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!
So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

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