Smoking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CarCraftSisSass

consequences, breaking promises, family dynamics, generational differences, UNFAIR

Looking for a Minecraft server that rewards honesty and integrity? Look no further than our server! Just like how Jennifer stayed true to her word and never smoked, our server values honesty above all else.

Join us and experience a world where promises are kept and integrity is rewarded with epic loot and exclusive perks. Plus, if you break a promise, you might just end up in a virtual smoking room with no way out!

So come on down to our server and show us your true colors. Just remember, honesty is the best policy – both in-game and in real life!

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Vape-Free Zone Minecraft Server

friendship, Server, Boundaries, smoking, Vaping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any vaping or smoking in-game or in real life! We take health and wellness seriously, so if you catch any players trying to sneak a puff of a virtual cig or vape, report them to our virtual school authorities! Join us for a smoke-free, vape-free, and drama-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be so wholesome and educational? Come join us and help us keep our virtual world clean and healthy!

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Eternal Legacy 1.21.1

worthlessness, regret, alcoholism, ETERNAL, depression

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the depressing reality of your life! No need for a wife or kids here, just build your dream world block by block! With no friends in real life, make virtual friends on our server who will never judge you for being a 37-year-old virgin!

Forget about your health problems and job you hate, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Use your useless college degree to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world! Plus, with erectile dysfunction from ssris, you can still experience the thrill of victory in Minecraft!

Don’t worry about buying a house or paying back loans, on our server, you can own multiple properties and never worry about money again! As a white, male, childless player, you’ll get all the welfare you need to live a NEET life in Minecraft!

So, instead of dragging your face through glass in real life, join our server and experience the joy of creativity, community, and endless possibilities! Who needs real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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NoTobaccoZone

tobacco addiction, smoking habits, tobacco control, tobacco industry, anti-smoking campaigns

Yo, join our lit Minecraft server cuz we got banned on advertising tobacco products, so you know it’s gonna be a smoke-free zone! Plus, we got a 37% lower risk of taking up smoking, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of puffing on a cancer stick. Come chill with us and let’s build a smoke-free world together!

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BestieBreakupBuddies

Drinking, Bestfriend, long distance, addict, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life chaos and build your dream world without any cheating or backstabbing.

Unlike some people we know, our server is all about honesty and loyalty. No one will gaslight you into thinking you’re the bad guy just because they can’t handle their own mistakes. Plus, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and drama queens – they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us and build your own paradise without any toxic relationships or fake friends. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a cheating ex-best friend and a wedding that never happened. Let’s craft some happiness together!

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QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining

health promotion, smoking, financial incentives, smoking cessation, QuitCraft

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we be offering rewards that will make you quit smokin’ like a pro! We got people stoppin’ their bad habits left and right, all thanks to our epic incentives. For every 100 peeps who get that sweet cash, 10 of ’em gonna be kickin’ that ciggy butt to the curb for good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you from quittin’ when you got them rewards rollin’ in. So come on over and join the fun, we’ll help you quit smokin’ and build the best blocky world ever!

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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

home safety, elderly care, mental health, financial support, smoking

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of family drama and caregiving chaos!

Imagine a world where you and your brother are in charge of taking care of your stubborn grandma, who refuses to listen to any advice and just wants to smoke cigarettes in bed. Will you be able to prevent her from burning down the whole house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of working from home while trying to keep grandma entertained and out of trouble. Will you be able to balance your work life and caregiving duties?

Join now for a chance to navigate through family disputes, emotional breakdowns, and the ultimate quest to find grandma a nursing home before she drives everyone insane. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic saga – it’s a once in a lifetime experience!

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Back Pain Crafters

Exercise, inactivity, Prevention, Treatment, Pain

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure back pain with virtual blocks! if you’ve been slouching at your computer all day, our pixelated world will straighten you right up! we got potions that make your back feel like a million diamonds, and if that doesn’t work, just build a chiropractor’s office and give yourself a massage with a pickaxe! our players have gone from hunchbacks to straight spines in just one gaming session! so come on over and let us fix your back with the power of pixels!

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Smoking Blocker Server

depression, Varenicline, Double-Blind, Psychiatry, bupropion

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

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No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

health education, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, public health, overlooked health risks, passive smoking

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

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