Smoking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SmokedOutSon20 – No Screaming Allowed

parenting challenges, family dynamics, Communication, screaming, tough love parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is perfect for players who need a break from overbearing parents and rebellious children. Build your dream house without worrying about your son smoking weed in the basement or your parents constantly nagging you about your parenting skills.

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and take out your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family drama. See you in the game!

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NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, Support, inside joke, Boyfriend, aversion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

#smokecraft, URINE, cannabis smoking, THC equivalents, Zone

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

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NeighborSnitchMC

apartment, WIBTAH, main office, complaining, Reporting

Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

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E-Cig City: Quit Smoking & Build Blocks

ecig, success, give up smoking, addiction, e-cigarettes

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna quit smokin’ them nasty cigs, come join our EPIC Minecraft server! we got potions that make you forget about cigarettes, enchanted e-cigarettes that give you special powers, and even heated tobacco products that will blow your mind! trust me, you won’t even remember what a cigarette is after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and kick that nasty habit to the curb!

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Dream Deck Bebop 1.20.6

Nostalgia, space cowboy, contemplation, smoke-filled., Silence

Bruh, imagine smoking with Faye on a spaceship in Minecraft! 🚀🌌

Join our server and live out your space cowboy fantasies with Faye by your side! 🤠🚬

We’ve got spaceships, aliens, and even a special deck just for smoking with Faye! 💫👽

Don’t miss out on the chance to make your dreams a reality in the most epic Minecraft server ever! 🎮🤯

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smoking with Faye in silence on the deck of the Bebop! 🚀🚬💥

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BlockBusterCraft

gossiping, unhealthy eating habits, Poor time management, procrastination, breaking habits

Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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CraftyAging

stress, genetics, lack of sleep, sun exposure, poor nutrition

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ages a person REALLY quickly! Our server is so intense, it’s like every minute in the game is a year in real life. One player built a house and by the time they finished, they had a full beard and a mortgage! Another player tried to mine for diamonds but ended up with a head full of gray hair instead. So if you’re looking for a server that will make you age faster than a president in office, join us now!

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NoSmokinMILinMyPad

Lifestyle, Boundaries, smell, resolution, Etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for smoke smells, even virtual ones! Join us and escape the stench of drama like this poor player who had to deal with their MIL’s smoking habit. Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about that lingering smell. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back when things get heated. So come join us and leave the smoke behind – both in-game and in real life!

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MomSnapperCraft

disability, living arrangements, concern for health, recovering alcoholic, making decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

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