Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.
Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a crackhead covered in graffiti? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scratching their heads in confusion.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs a smoke break when you can be battling zombies and building epic structures with your fellow players?
Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at a graffiti-covered crackhead the same way again. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling for the unhygienic charm of our virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!
So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Look no further, mate! Our server is so crazy, even the koalas are getting in on the action. Join us and you’ll be building your own virtual Outback, complete with crocodiles, dingoes, and maybe even a drop bear or two.
But that’s not all – we’ve got a thriving community of Aussie gamers who are always up for a laugh. From BBQs on the beach to surfing competitions in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Irwin riding a giant spider into battle.
So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be hanging out with a bunch of Aussies who are as crazy as a dingo in a tinnie? Join us now and let the good times roll, mate!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
A server meant for strong and patient players who want a hardcore prison experience without OP items and enchants. Custom dungeons, items, fishing, events, and seasons available.
To join the server, simply use the IP play.wintervale.co in your Minecraft client.
What makes Wintervale different from other prison servers?
Wintervale offers a classic, non-op prison experience where every rank feels like a true accomplishment. We focus on providing a challenging gameplay environment with custom dungeons, items, and events.
Are there opportunities for staff positions on the server?
Yes, we are currently looking for dedicated individuals to join our staff team. If you are interested, please reach out to us through our server forums or in-game.
Are there any special events or seasons on Wintervale?
Yes, we regularly host events and seasonal activities to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for our players. Be sure to check our server announcements for upcoming events.
Can I donate to support the server and gain any benefits?
Yes, we offer donation packages with various perks and benefits to support the server and enhance your gameplay experience. Visit our store on the website for more information.
Yes, we have an official Discord server where you can connect with other players, get updates on server events, and engage with the community. Join us by following the Discord link on our website.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Horny for Femboys Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with femboy tiger bussy enthusiasts, sassy mother of two bakers, and German FNAF loremasters.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Puerto Rican catgirl who’s cracked at some games but terrible at others (racing), a femboy nurse with an incredible voice range (from UwU to Macho Man), and a toxic memelord dog boy.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a turbo ’tisms old school internet user who’s CRACKED at rhythm games, a memelord singer who has made several kino covers, and a foxboy with a heart of gold.
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild dream, just like one of our anons. Don’t miss out on the complete FlaVR domination – join now!
Are you tired of paying taxes in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, no tax strikes here, just pure, tax-free fun! Build your dream mansion without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of tax evasion. Join forces with them and become a tax rebel in the digital world. Together, we will overthrow the oppressive tax system and live happily ever after in our tax-free paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to taxes forever! Let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!
ColonialMC is a brand new earth Minecraft server, with plugins and addons such as Advanced Enchants, Towny, Vehicles, Seasons and more. All of these are fully tinkered with to the players benefit. As well as this the server map is on a replica of the Earth with a Dynmap included. Instead of factions ColonialMC offers a far better plugin – Towny. Which includes features such as Leaders, Nations, Cities, Taxes (Optional) and many more!
A Survival Minecraft Server. “So you know what they call cheese in Paris? What they call it? Le Fromage. Le Fromage, man! Its like those french guys have a whole other language.”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and chickens that can breakdance better than any player.
But that’s not all – our server has exclusive MMO quests that will have you battling giant flying tacos and rescuing princesses from evil llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them in epic battles against the evil Pig Brigade and see who will reign supreme in the ultimate animal showdown.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin because things can get pretty crazy around here. See you in the game, ya filthy animals!