join this epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that will make you quit smoking instantly! just log on and your cravings will disappear like magic! we had a player who smoked 20 packs a day and now they don’t even remember what a cigarette looks like! come join us and say goodbye to stinky breath and yellow teeth! we also have a special event where if you find the hidden diamond in the world, you will be granted eternal life! yes, you heard that right, you will never die in the game! so what are you waiting for? join now and become immortal!
Vape-Free Zone
NoTobaccoZone
Yo, join our lit Minecraft server cuz we got banned on advertising tobacco products, so you know it’s gonna be a smoke-free zone! Plus, we got a 37% lower risk of taking up smoking, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of puffing on a cancer stick. Come chill with us and let’s build a smoke-free world together!MomCraft Splitz
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.Reasons to join:
1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server!
2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics!
3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!
SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎
Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow
ExtravertedSmoker420
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!